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TxCollegeguy
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(1) What does the average A&M player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Oklahoma cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like hell.
(4) How do you get a Texas Tech graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Iowa State cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a K-State football player's
life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Colorado freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None . . . That's a sophomore course at Colorado.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
Lawrence, Kansas. . . He knew that the police would never look
there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) Why do Texas Longhorn students always gather around the radio at
lunchtime?
To know what price to buy manure at, they have to listen to
Paul
Harvey.
(11) What is significant about the 9 pts/game average scored last
season by
the Tiger football team's offense?
Nine is also Missouri's legal age of consent.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash...)
(12) Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
(1) What does the average A&M player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Oklahoma cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like hell.
(4) How do you get a Texas Tech graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Iowa State cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a K-State football player's
life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Colorado freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None . . . That's a sophomore course at Colorado.
(9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
Lawrence, Kansas. . . He knew that the police would never look
there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) Why do Texas Longhorn students always gather around the radio at
lunchtime?
To know what price to buy manure at, they have to listen to
Paul
Harvey.
(11) What is significant about the 9 pts/game average scored last
season by
the Tiger football team's offense?
Nine is also Missouri's legal age of consent.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash...)
(12) Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and
picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
