Best way to pick up chicks.....

[Fina Junkie]

by the pool ?

I was tanning my stunningly swollen bod today by the pool, and behold, two stunning ~not really stunning, but doable~ chicas come into view. Being the shy, modest, sweet, and introverted person that i am. i just look at them through my shades trying to keep "unit" under control.

I plan on another adventure to the pool tomorrow after i get my swole on at the gym. How do I strike up a conversation ?

Is it a good or bad idea to read a book by the pool ?

 

[BrandonXJ]

normally I just walk up to them and say "hurry up and give me your number before I don't want it any more.."

 

[Becoming]

normally I just walk up to them and say "hurry up and give me your number before I don't want it any more.."

"you must spread it around....."

 

[The_Ghost]

Have you heard of the word Hello, how are you, its not really that hard.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

anyway, if you are a Fina Junkie, keeping "your unit" under control should not be that difficult.

 

[Paulo]

The best way to pick up chicks is by placing your hands around their waist and heaving them onto your shoulder.


anything less, would be uncivilized

 

[alien amp pharm]

The best way to pick up chicks is by placing your hands around their waist and heaving them onto your shoulder.


anything less, would be uncivilized

nice!

you could also football tackle them into the pool as they walk by. That's a guaranteed attention getter there.

 

[BileStew]

Ether or roofies should do the trick...

 

[d3track]

never woulda thought bg would have the sensible response
those doughnuts calming you down?

 

[Razorguns]

become rich or famous.

it's worked well for everyone who's, duh, rich or famous.

 

[d3track]

become rich or famous.

it's worked well for everyone who's, duh, rich or famous.

shit

well i guess i'm screwed

 

[chewyxrage]

explain to them how good the pool jets feel when directed at certain areas of the female body

 

[Fina Junkie]

The best way to pick up chicks is by placing your hands around their waist and heaving them onto your shoulder.


anything less, would be uncivilized

Ha

 

[Swiftme]

ask em if they know how to roll a blunt

 

[Fina Junkie]

ask em if they know how to roll a blunt

great idea.

Weed is the answer for all problems.

 

[chewyxrage]

great idea.

Weed is the answer for all problems.

except academic probs

 

[MART4]

Trust me, become a fireman. Loads of women easily picked up and as much sex as any guy can handle. It is brilliant. Women just throw themselves at you. Brilliant being such an idol and stud.

 

[bigtasty25]

by the pool ?

I was tanning my stunningly swollen bod today by the pool, and behold, two stunning ~not really stunning, but doable~ chicas come into view. Being the shy, modest, sweet, and introverted person that i am. i just look at them through my shades trying to keep "unit" under control.

I plan on another adventure to the pool tomorrow after i get my swole on at the gym. How do I strike up a conversation ?

Is it a good or bad idea to read a book by the pool ?

LMFAO...i love this guy's mentality..bwahaha. You sound pretty confident bro, not all that shy, maybe a lil but not really...sounds like you have too much pride to start up a convo..kinda like me..LOL

When u see them just say to yourself "fuck it, talk to the bitch, she might not be a 10 but shes doable, plus practice makes perfect"

do it!!

 

[flex229]

try some chloroform. i hear chicks love it.

 

[muscelove]

jump into the pool and splash them...say sorry then just start flowing. Drink some beers first. Or wear a speedo and ask them to rub oil on u.

 

[boxerjake]

The best way to " pick up " chicks ??

Well God looked after that one for you ... see he put the asshole and the pussy close together so when they're drunk you can carry them home like a six pack

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Forget the pool!
High school chicks man!
"I get older and they stay the same age"

 

[markshark]

by the pool ?

I was tanning my stunningly swollen bod today by the pool, and behold, two stunning ~not really stunning, but doable~ chicas come into view. Being the shy, modest, sweet, and introverted person that i am. i just look at them through my shades trying to keep "unit" under control.

I plan on another adventure to the pool tomorrow after i get my swole on at the gym. How do I strike up a conversation ?

Is it a good or bad idea to read a book by the pool ?

a lot of the times the best way to pick up chicks is to "stand out" somehow. so, in essence, as every other guy at the pool will obviously be in swim trunks, i would recommend a police uniform and leather pants where the ass cheeks are cut out, and slick back your hair like pat riley and stand in one spot with one leg up off the ground like arnold in T2 when the kid was giving him orders and said "stand on one foot". eventually they will look at you, that will be the cue for u to get naked and start doing pushups and squat thrusts. finally, after the performance, walk up to them and say something interesting and eye-opening, such as "would you ladies mind if i painted your face with cake icing?" that should garner a laugh or two, then you can finally put on swim trunks and show that you are in fact down to earth and not a psychopath. ive never done this because it would be fuckin stupid, but it may work. always take the road less traveled, and, in turn, the kind eyes of the fawn will lead you into elysium.

 

[Arabian]

jump into the pool and splash them...say sorry then just start flowing. Drink some beers first. Or wear a speedo and ask them to rub oil on u.

Rub oil on you..hahahalol

 

[ksharp01]

Rub oil on you..hahahalol

no the speedo.....hahahahahalol.......I don't know any women that wants to see a guy's "package" all wrapped up so tightly.

ewww that is just nasty!!!No matter how nice your body is, speedos should only be limited to pro swimmers...all others should be outlawed