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covergrl80
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Just had to share!
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER - One point to Pussy (depends on who you are with, not all Pussy needs a little work.. LMAO)
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your
teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night
and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER (keyword normally) So One Point to Pussy as well
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER - One Point to Pussy (not all Pussies get pissed... lol)
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
PUSSY - 10
That's it! The matter is settled, AS USUAL PUSSY WINS!!!!!
PS: If you are a MAN and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that HAD YOU HAD SOME PUSSY RECENTLY YOU WOULD NOT BE FEELINGS THIS WAY... - SO AN EXTRA POINT FOR PUSSY!!! Hahahahahaha ;-)
1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER - One point to Pussy (depends on who you are with, not all Pussy needs a little work.. LMAO)
2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy
3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your
teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy
5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night
and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy
6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.
If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy
8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER (keyword normally) So One Point to Pussy as well
9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY
10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER - One Point to Pussy (not all Pussies get pissed... lol)
12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER
13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
PUSSY - 10
That's it! The matter is settled, AS USUAL PUSSY WINS!!!!!
PS: If you are a MAN and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that HAD YOU HAD SOME PUSSY RECENTLY YOU WOULD NOT BE FEELINGS THIS WAY... - SO AN EXTRA POINT FOR PUSSY!!! Hahahahahaha ;-)
