I feel like my whole body and soul got raped by a pack of mammoths.
Had about 18 folks show. Didnt realize that 95% of the guys I went to high school with now do ungodly amounts of cocaine. Its funny how they bitch about how theyre poor and on welfare while their snorting shit off of my bathroom sink.
Closed down Ghost Bar on Friday night, with some pretty hot 28 year old hooker trying to pawn off her 21 year old hooker friend on me. My buddy who was getting married paid $5k for a suite with a bowling alley in it that we all gathered in to watch some strippers go to town on each other. Two of his douchebag friends started wrestling and broke the front door, which cost $1,600.
Closed down Pure on Saturday night where we had 3 cabanas. $9k tab where most of the broke ass friends only contributed $50 each, so me and two other guys who are actually gainfully employed had to make up the deficit.
Rehab @ Hard Rock on Sunday. Im sure I got at least 3 STDs from just being there.
Landed this morning at about 2am. Had more corned beef hash and eggs meals than I did hours of sleep this weekend.
Fucking glad to be home. Remind me to never do that again.
Had about 18 folks show. Didnt realize that 95% of the guys I went to high school with now do ungodly amounts of cocaine. Its funny how they bitch about how theyre poor and on welfare while their snorting shit off of my bathroom sink.
Closed down Ghost Bar on Friday night, with some pretty hot 28 year old hooker trying to pawn off her 21 year old hooker friend on me. My buddy who was getting married paid $5k for a suite with a bowling alley in it that we all gathered in to watch some strippers go to town on each other. Two of his douchebag friends started wrestling and broke the front door, which cost $1,600.
Closed down Pure on Saturday night where we had 3 cabanas. $9k tab where most of the broke ass friends only contributed $50 each, so me and two other guys who are actually gainfully employed had to make up the deficit.
Rehab @ Hard Rock on Sunday. Im sure I got at least 3 STDs from just being there.
Landed this morning at about 2am. Had more corned beef hash and eggs meals than I did hours of sleep this weekend.
Fucking glad to be home. Remind me to never do that again.