awesome idea for a date

[nimbus]

take a girl you're out with for the first time to a chinese food restaurant. bring your own custom made fortune cookies, and give them to the waiter when the girl is in the bathroom.

her fortune is gonna say shit like

"life is passing you by; time to get a little crazy"

or

"someone very special has entered your life"

or

"you may as well just nail this guy, slut"



then she'll show you and be like omg look! and you can be like oh come on, you know how those things are...
but then you open yours and it's like "you are on the cusp of an incredible romance"

then you lock eyes, gaze deeply, and ask her to pay

but srsly gyz

guess who's wearing the dentist apron later that night.. GUESS who's gonna be filling some cavities!

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm gonna open a chinese restaurant that only serves those fortune cookies

it's gonna be called Fook Yu

 

[nangiggles]

lol

 

[swole]

haha i like that

if a girl is cool enough to inhale chinese food on a first date, she's already awesomeo for me

that is of course if she is skinny and has the metabolism of a rabbit

 

[bigtravis]

take a girl you're out with for the first time to a chinese food restaurant. bring your own custom made fortune cookies, and give them to the waiter when the girl is in the bathroom.

her fortune is gonna say shit like

"life is passing you by; time to get a little crazy"

or

"someone very special has entered your life"

or

"you may as well just nail this guy, slut"



then she'll show you and be like omg look! and you can be like oh come on, you know how those things are...
but then you open yours and it's like "you are on the cusp of an incredible romance"

then you lock eyes, gaze deeply, and ask her to pay

but srsly gyz

guess who's wearing the dentist apron later that night.. GUESS who's gonna be filling some cavities!

lmao @ cusp

 

[-SD-]

lmao @ cusp

*cusp=edge of abyss

 

[the_alcatraz]

rofl

 

[DannoMight]

don't forget some ghb. they love that stuff. they just don't mention it.

 

[Sub-Zero]

take a girl you're out with for the first time to a chinese food restaurant. bring your own custom made fortune cookies, and give them to the waiter when the girl is in the bathroom.

her fortune is gonna say shit like

"life is passing you by; time to get a little crazy"

or

"someone very special has entered your life"

or

"you may as well just nail this guy, slut"



then she'll show you and be like omg look! and you can be like oh come on, you know how those things are...
but then you open yours and it's like "you are on the cusp of an incredible romance"

then you lock eyes, gaze deeply, and ask her to pay

but srsly gyz

guess who's wearing the dentist apron later that night.. GUESS who's gonna be filling some cavities!

roofie cookies

 

[calveless wonder]

roofie cookies

we were talking about roofie cereal the other day.

I voted for "Rapies"...but i forgot that was part of the hangover (i just remembered "floories")

Your bro opted for Roofios

with Rufio from peter pan on the box

 

[Sub-Zero]

we were talking about roofie cereal the other day.

I voted for "Rapies"...but i forgot that was part of the hangover (i just remembered "floories")

Your bro opted for Roofios

with Rufio from peter pan on the box

rufio is awsome.

Roofies...the cereal thatl make you do more than say 'bangarang!'

 

[SpyWizard]

take a girl you're out with for the first time to a chinese food restaurant. bring your own custom made fortune cookies, and give them to the waiter when the girl is in the bathroom.

her fortune is gonna say shit like

"life is passing you by; time to get a little crazy"

or

"someone very special has entered your life"

or

"you may as well just nail this guy, slut"



then she'll show you and be like omg look! and you can be like oh come on, you know how those things are...
but then you open yours and it's like "you are on the cusp of an incredible romance"

then you lock eyes, gaze deeply, and ask her to pay

but srsly gyz

guess who's wearing the dentist apron later that night.. GUESS who's gonna be filling some cavities!

that's a great idea.. then after you use her and she's sleeping get out of bed, take $40 from her purse, and a gas card and hit the road.. the end to a perfect date...

 

[nimbus]

lmao @ cusp

lol is cusp wrong? should i have said verge?

 

[mrplunkey]

take a girl you're out with for the first time to a chinese food restaurant. bring your own custom made fortune cookies, and give them to the waiter when the girl is in the bathroom.

her fortune is gonna say shit like

"life is passing you by; time to get a little crazy"

or

"someone very special has entered your life"

or

"you may as well just nail this guy, slut"



then she'll show you and be like omg look! and you can be like oh come on, you know how those things are...
but then you open yours and it's like "you are on the cusp of an incredible romance"

then you lock eyes, gaze deeply, and ask her to pay

but srsly gyz

guess who's wearing the dentist apron later that night.. GUESS who's gonna be filling some cavities!

That's kinda sensitive up until the end.

I was worried that some clomid is doing you wrong.