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thesuperstar
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send her my way, me and the boys will take care of that.
My girl tells me to never ask her to do it.
Why because she had a bad experience,,, her bad experience was the guy she screwed before me nailed her in the ass and for her 3rd or 4th time she accidently shit all over the guy and herself and made a mess.
Needless to say she is the one who always brings it up though, how she thinks its so gross ect ect.
A few weeks ago though she tells me maybe I'd let you try it once if I was really drunk,,, just MAYBE.
I am not the one bringing it up at all,,, so are you thinking what I'm thinking that she really does want it? Maybe I'm wrong, but its just a hunch.
Shouldn't this thread be over at between the sheets?
Why because she had a bad experience,,, her bad experience was the guy she screwed before me nailed her in the ass and for her 3rd or 4th time she accidently shit all over the guy and herself and made a mess.
Needless to say she is the one who always brings it up though, how she thinks its so gross ect ect.
A few weeks ago though she tells me maybe I'd let you try it once if I was really drunk,,, just MAYBE.
I am not the one bringing it up at all,,, so are you thinking what I'm thinking that she really does want it? Maybe I'm wrong, but its just a hunch.
Shouldn't this thread be over at between the sheets?
the nature boy
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crash3837 said:
OMG!! That happened to my buddy too. He literally knocked her over running to the shower. He was like fucked up for 2 weeks because of it.
It probably has something to do with your Mother making your wear dresses as a child.nitlyan said:
BTW, a word of advice to all you new to ass knocking chicks. Be sure to lube up and go SLOWWWWWWWWWWW. When I was 18 I tried to ram my dick in some chicks ass and she screamed (woke up half the dorm) and her ass bled all over the place. She couldn't shit without crying for a week. For about 5 or 10 minutes I felt really bad.
HamHock said:
I doubt this was a serious question
I would take my hat off to anyone who realizes that sex is supposed to be a mutually pleasureable experience, that's all I'm gonna say about that. I bet some gay men have a better understanding of that than some straight men
- or at least if this board is anything to go by...(which it may not be)Anyway if your wife wants to try something different go figure she's thinking she surely could be having more fun than she is...that would not be a wise message to ignore...
However I really have trouble believing that that thing which is going to be most fun for her is anal sex...
I think that's a sad commentary on a woman's sexual experience, if she thinks that's the ultimate in pleasure
Not that I would know though. So maybe I should not be expressing an opinion here.
I can guess though...I mean, if you have a choice, why choose that way?
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Helen
ALCATRAZ said:
This sure has a ring of authenticity about it...probably very good advice if you decide to try it.
Maybe it's another reason to try some other things first...
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Helen
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pajaro loco
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Some women relly feel a kind of pain and pleasure combination when they are being fuked in the ass, but they like that the man stimulates the clitoris at the same time with their fingers...and to dilatate the sphinter with plenty of lubricant before the penetration...
Pinky Girl
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pajaro loco said:
You really know your shit
Well, if I can talk from a womens point of view (I know it's not all woman, but...), anal penetration is the best thing in the world!!!!!!
Just 2 or 3 other things to know/do:
1- Get her to wash her ass with some hot water (works better that cold) with the thing (sorry, i dont have the name of it) that she can buy at the drugstore to wash her pussy (I think it is named Massengil), she can use the thing that is in the bottle or change it for water. And if she wants to be really safe (so you both dont have a mess on your hands), tell her to do it twice. (dont forget to lubrifiate the tube, because if you dont, it could hurt her inside...).
2- Go really really really slow. Start with a finger (libricate everything (finger and ass) and keep some Kleenex close. Dont worry, shit wont come out after 2 wash, it's just for the K-Y that really does a mess) and listen to what she is telling you about how she is feeling it. If it doesnt bother her too mutch, continue with a second one. Or better, use a vibrator or a dildo. And at this point, dont try to do circles in her ass. If it is the first time, she will want you not to make some freaky mooves in her ass. When she feels the she is readdy, go for it, as always, slowly!!!!
That's all for the moment, for more info, PM me cause I'm starting to make me thing of Dr Ruth...
Good luck!!!
Shit, in the amount of time it took to do all that shit before a brotha can even get his dick wet, I would have already mounted her, blew my load, wiped my dick off on the curtains, had her fix me a sandwich and then would either be snoring or watching SportsCenter.Pinky Girl said:
You really know your shit
Well, if I can talk from a womens point of view (I know it's not all woman, but...), anal penetration is the best thing in the world!!!!!!
Just 2 or 3 other things to know/do:
1- Get her to wash her ass with some hot water (works better that cold) with the thing (sorry, i dont have the name of it) that she can buy at the drugstore to wash her pussy (I think it is named Massengil), she can use the thing that is in the bottle or change it for water. And if she wants to be really safe (so you both dont have a mess on your hands), tell her to do it twice. (dont forget to lubrifiate the tube, because if you dont, it could hurt her inside...).
2- Go really really really slow. Start with a finger (libricate everything (finger and ass) and keep some Kleenex close. Dont worry, shit wont come out after 2 wash, it's just for the K-Y that really does a mess) and listen to what she is telling you about how she is feeling it. If it doesnt bother her too mutch, continue with a second one. Or better, use a vibrator or a dildo. And at this point, dont try to do circles in her ass. If it is the first time, she will want you not to make some freaky mooves in her ass. When she feels the she is readdy, go for it, as always, slowly!!!!
That's all for the moment, for more info, PM me cause I'm starting to make me thing of Dr Ruth...
Good luck!!!
Pinky Girl
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HamHock said:
You dont want that she wash her ass, it,s too long?!?, so prepare yourself to get her shit all over you!!!
I thought so!!!!!!!
luv2workout
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nitlyan said:
because she will cum harder than ever before.....
robertsmith
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Thats pretty sick crash.
Here is what you do.. You get one of your best friends to fuck her in the ass and then he'll tell you if she shits again. If she doesn't then you are good to go.
Here is what you do.. You get one of your best friends to fuck her in the ass and then he'll tell you if she shits again. If she doesn't then you are good to go.
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