Ask me a question..........

[HG Pennypacker]

Ask me any question.

I'll answer it, call you a pigfucker and sing the "Eight is Enough" theme song to myself.

 

[notoriousQQ]

what the fuck is wrong with bullit?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

what the fuck is wrong with bullit?

Bullit's problem is that he lives his life through a stupid cowboy hat. Plus, he's fat and canadien.

Pigfucker.

 

[vixenbabe]

Can I shake the shit outta ya like those stupid lil Mystery Answer Balls they sell?

 

[decem]

when's the last time you touched a real, live boob?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

No. I'm not quite as round as a Magic 8-ball. It would not be that easy to shake me.

Pigfucker.

 

[decem]

What the hell is a "labret?"

 

[HG Pennypacker]

when's the last time you touched a real, live boob?

Actually it was last night, but that was an accident. On purpose, we'd be talking about this past Sunday.

Pigfucker.

 

[Y_lifter]

Seen any cool or interesting street people lately ?

 

[decem]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

cliche

 

[HG Pennypacker]

What the hell is a "labret?"

I'm pretty sure a labret is some type of piercing.

Pigfucker.

 

[WODIN]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

 

[flexygrl]

Do you love me?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Seen any cool or interesting street people lately ?

I saw a guy with a sign saying "kick my ass for $100". Other than that, just the poor saps that had to sleep in the park and on building steps after the blackout. I guess they were street people for one night.

Pigfucker.

 

[beastboy]

Do you laugh like a hyena?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Any questions about licking and sucking should be directed toward Nature Boy or gymtime. My guess would be 3, though.

Pigfucker.

 

[Ffactor]

What would you get if you crossed Beastboy with a Pennypacker?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Do you love me?

Unless you are a piece of french toast who is somehow able to type, certainly not.

Pigfucker.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Do you laugh like a hyena?

Only when i'm being filmed.

Pigfucker.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

What would you get if you crossed Beastboy with a Pennypacker?

One cool bitch.

Pigfucker.

 

[from zero]

Do you own an 8-Ball leather jacket?

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Now that's a damn fine question.

 

[the nature boy]

Do you own an 8-Ball leather jacket?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Do you own an 8-Ball leather jacket?

All signs point to yes.

Pigfucker.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

\

Now that's a damn fine question.

That's not a question.

Banned.

 

[the nature boy]

All signs point to yes.

Pigfucker.

Is this supposed to be a joke?

 

[from zero]

That's not a question.

Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt? Would you like to see George Wendt in a bean-eating movie?

 

[Y_lifter]

Did your Wife beat your ass and tell you never to post any more
Uber Hot Ass pics of her on here again ?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Is this supposed to be a joke?

That's what i'd like to know about it.

Pigfucker.

Poor little pinkus.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt? Would you like to see George Wendt in a bean-eating movie?

I like beans. I hate George Wendt and I would kill myself if George Wendt made a bean eating movie.

Pigfucker.

 

[Ffactor]

Pigfucker.

Tha's what I thought.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Did your Wife beat your ass and tell you never to post any more
Uber Hot Ass pics of her on here again ?

She beats my ass, but didn't care about the uber hot ass pics I posted.

Pigfucker.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I feel particularly close to the pigfucker term.

Are you allergic to anything? If so, what things are you allergic to?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I feel particularly close to the pigfucker term.

Are you allergic to anything? If so, what things are you allergic to?

Yes. Strawberries and penis.

Pigfucker.

 

[strangebrew]

how many #2's do you take in the course of a day?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

how many #2's do you take in the course of a day?

I'm assuming you're referring to poops. Never more than 1, although lately, the wiping goes on throughout the day.

Pigfucker.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by HG Pennypacker
I'm assuming you're referring to poops. Never more than 1, although lately, the wiping goes on throughout the day.
Pigfucker.

Fold or Crumple styles ?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Fold or Crumple styles ?

It's funny you ask, pigfucker, because I have been a crumpler all my life and recently I started to fold. That, and I added baby wipes to the mix since my daughter was born.

 

[Y_lifter]

It's funny you ask, pigfucker, because I have been a crumpler all my life and recently I started to fold. That, and I added baby wipes to the mix since my daughter was born.

I did the switch as well.. Humm maybe an age thing ?
You're using baby wipes, and you call me a pigfucker ?

LOL

 

[notoriousQQ]

why does ffactor have clingons?

 

[TheProject]

Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt? Would you like to see George Wendt in a bean-eating movie?

Do you like Animaniacs?

 

[Rio 2001]

What is the similarity between a nurse and a muzzarela pizza?

 

[tuc biscuit]

cliche

Shooter Magavin

 

[the nature boy]

who do you like in the miami/ltu game? I am leaning towards LTU.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

who do you like in the miami/ltu game? I am leaning towards LTU.

Finally...a question with some relevance. I, too, am leaning toward La Tech.

Pigfucker.

 

[tuc biscuit]

How is your lucrative silver mine in Peru working out for you?

 

[Nathan]

At what age do you think kids look their most molestable to child molesters? And why?

 

[Y_lifter]

At what age do you think kids look their most molestable to child molesters? And why?

If I were a Mod, I would Ban you and then track you down and whip you with a Burger King kids meal toy...

 

[Nathan]

If I were a Mod, I would Ban you and then track you down and whip you with a Burger King kids meal toy...

Are those things sharp at all?