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But fucking truck drivers are worse. Those retards and their big ass trucks (no I don't mean the commercial trucks, I mean gay ass Chevy and Dodge and fucking Ford) who lumber around the road, not checking blind spots when changing lanes, cutting people off, running reds, making right turns from the center lane, turning with no signals on, going straight from the right turn lane.. etc etc. This shit is out of control. These people need to be fucking shot- and if they survive the first few bullets, shoot them AGAIN! My middle finger fucking aches from fingering these lumbering retards. Why the fuck do you need a truck ANYWAYS? But.. but.. you need a vehicle that can handle your heavy ass load of drywall/2 by 4/ horse shit?? Go to College and be a lawyer- HAH! Load problems solved. Bitches...
Ok Asian drivers are fucking awful .. true.. but brown drivers are in a league of their FUCKING OWN. They got fucking drums and wind instruments blasting out of their windows driving Acura Integras and not paying attention to SIGNS. "Transit Vehicles Only" mean TRANSIT VEHICLES ONLY as in BUS FUCKING LOOP. UGH! Asian drivers are bad because they are over cautious- trying to looking THRU the fucking steering wheel. They drive shitty because they are so terrified of the road. So if you get in a crash with an Asian person, it will be a slow one. It'll cost you lots of money for the damages, but you will survive with minor injuries. However, if you get in a crash with a brown person, you will just DIE because speed has to always be atleast 100kilometers with them. Goddamit.
And if you're fucking over 60.. you shouldn't drive. Period.
If you drive a fucking Kia you should also be shot. Hell if you drive a fucking Sunfire, Cavalier, Hyndai or Metro you should be riddled with bullets. Why? Because these cars are soo fucking gay you should be shot for even considering to buy one of these peices of garbage. Honestly, WTF is attractive about a Cavalier?? I am sure you get alot of pussy because your car looks like a fucking dolphin. END RANT.
**The statements above are based upon first hand observation brought on by countless hours driving around Vancouver, Canada. They should be taken with a grain a salt. Unless you're a Cavalier owner. Then you should die.**
Ok Asian drivers are fucking awful .. true.. but brown drivers are in a league of their FUCKING OWN. They got fucking drums and wind instruments blasting out of their windows driving Acura Integras and not paying attention to SIGNS. "Transit Vehicles Only" mean TRANSIT VEHICLES ONLY as in BUS FUCKING LOOP. UGH! Asian drivers are bad because they are over cautious- trying to looking THRU the fucking steering wheel. They drive shitty because they are so terrified of the road. So if you get in a crash with an Asian person, it will be a slow one. It'll cost you lots of money for the damages, but you will survive with minor injuries. However, if you get in a crash with a brown person, you will just DIE because speed has to always be atleast 100kilometers with them. Goddamit.
And if you're fucking over 60.. you shouldn't drive. Period.
If you drive a fucking Kia you should also be shot. Hell if you drive a fucking Sunfire, Cavalier, Hyndai or Metro you should be riddled with bullets. Why? Because these cars are soo fucking gay you should be shot for even considering to buy one of these peices of garbage. Honestly, WTF is attractive about a Cavalier?? I am sure you get alot of pussy because your car looks like a fucking dolphin. END RANT.
**The statements above are based upon first hand observation brought on by countless hours driving around Vancouver, Canada. They should be taken with a grain a salt. Unless you're a Cavalier owner. Then you should die.**