Are you a Hipster?

[WODIN]

Definition of a Hipster
Hipster - One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.

http://www.hipsterhandbook.com/

 

[TEXgrl]

i am so NOT a hipster! the body fat alone gets me out of the running, lol.

is there an age limit on being a hipster wodin?

 

[WODIN]

I'm over the hipster limit Texgrl and my bodyfat boots me too.

I like substituting "Deck" for "Cool"....That's just Deck!

 

[TEXgrl]

i think i'd like substituting "dick" for cool instead! "you are so dick!" that is the dickest bike i've ever seen! ya know, stuff like that would be dick.

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!!!

That was too deck.

 

[skaman607]

no I'm a wangster

 

[WODIN]

What's a wangster?

 

[skaman607]

I'm not really surer I heard it on my friends radio once.

 

[notoriousQQ]

wang

\Wang\, n. [OE. wange, AS. wange, wonge, cheek, jaw; akin to D. wang, OS. & OHG. wanga, G. wange.] 1. The jaw, jawbone, or cheek bone. [Obs. or Prov. Eng.]



He's bragging about his cockgobblign abilities wodin.

 

[beefybull]

It's "wanksta", as in a wannabe gangsta. The song you heard is "Wanksta" by 50 Cent.

Go to that website and click on the "clues you're a hipster". It might as well be "clues you're a homo".