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Apple tells Microsoft to play nice and stop using facts

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hahahahaha!!! Gotta admit those ads hit close to home!!

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Kevin Turner, Microsoft's Chief Operating Officer, told partners during his Worldwide Partner Conference keynote not only about the upcoming Microsoft Stores this fall to be placed near Apple stores but also about how Apple's lawyers wanted Microsoft to take down their Laptop Hunter ads. Here's the story he told (keep in mind that it's coming from a Microsoft executive):

And so we've been running these PC value ads. Just giving people saying, hey, what are you looking to spend? "Oh, I'm looking to spend less than $1,000." Well we'll give you $1,000. Go in and look and see what you can buy. And they come out and they just show them. Those are completely unscripted commercials.

And you know why I know they're working? Because two weeks ago we got a call from the Apple legal department saying, hey -- this is a true story -- saying, "Hey, you need to stop running those ads, we lowered our prices." They took like $100 off or something. It was the greatest single phone call in the history that I've ever taken in business. (Applause.)

I did cartwheels down the hallway. At first I said, "Is this a joke? Who are you?" Not understanding what an opportunity. And so we're just going to keep running them and running them and running them.

You can read the whole transcript of Turner's keynote on Microsoft Presspass.

The most recent Laptop Hunters ad features Matt and Olivia, who are looking for a $700 computer they can use to share pictures of their son Jayden with friends and family. It needs to have a large screen and great battery life, and of course they find their dream machine:

These are the best ads Microsoft has run in a while; they're clearly working, but we're not sure Microsoft should keep them going for much longer. Hopefully the software giant will think of something fresh once Windows 7 rolls out.

Apple demanded Microsoft stop its Laptop Hunters ads - Ars Technica

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"oh look at me, im Apple and think my shit dont stink and can just tell someone to stop running legal ads"
 
i hate apples i dont know why some people are so in love with them...the apple 2 was the shit though back in the day
 
i hate apples i dont know why some people are so in love with them...the apple 2 was the shit though back in the day

It's cool to own a Mac...kind of like it's cool to be an emo that is conforming to non-conformism...:)

I give a pass to the graphic artists that have to learn Mac software..
 
You quickly realize how expensive Mac is when you start a business. PC or go all Apple and inflate your IT budget 3x for hardware/software/training/support. Why do you think 95% of offices run pc's? :)

r
 
Day-to-day get-shit done work (email, excel, word) -- Apple > All

High-end Engineering (SolidWorks, RapidForm, GeoMagic) -- PC > All

Macs are more like appliances. They don't break that often and when they do it's newsworthy. PC's are like that car you fixed-up three years ago. Sure it runs crazy fast and it was cheap, but you never know when you're going to be stuck on the side of the highway with the hood up looking for what's come loose.
 
People who bitch about MS products simply lack the ability to set them up properly.

It's setup and maintainence. And that's the point. I don't want to setup and maintain my car, telephone, air conditioner, stereo, bench press, mailbox, refrigerator, washer, dryer, shower, ... You get the idea.

And I don't want to setup and maintain my computer either. I want to plug shit and it run.

If I have energy to burn, I'm going to design a better plate for proximal humerus fractures -- not defragment my hard drive or despyware my browser.
 
It's setup and maintainence. And that's the point. I don't want to setup and maintain my car, telephone, air conditioner, stereo, bench press, mailbox, refrigerator, washer, dryer, shower, ... You get the idea.

And I don't want to setup and maintain my computer either. I want to plug shit and it run.

If I have energy to burn, I'm going to design a better plate for proximal humerus fractures -- not defragment my hard drive or despyware my browser.

Why do you think 99% of corporate america runs on pc's if they're so much more reliable? :)

r
 
Day-to-day get-shit done work (email, excel, word) -- Apple > All

High-end Engineering (SolidWorks, RapidForm, GeoMagic) -- PC > All

Macs are more like appliances. They don't break that often and when they do it's newsworthy. PC's are like that car you fixed-up three years ago. Sure it runs crazy fast and it was cheap, but you never know when you're going to be stuck on the side of the highway with the hood up looking for what's come loose.
^^^This.

And I have a frigging computer programming degree and have never, never in my LIFE touched an Apple, but nothing can possibly achieve the 7th level of hell that is Microsoft. I will never give them another dime of my money.

The next time I get a computer for pleasure (not work) it will be an Apple. For work, my husband will happily clone my Windows98 SE until I say I don't need it anymore (he thinks Linux may run a DOS based application, I'm not sure ...)

I got sick of the changing platforms every other year and our paying for it and the damned things not being sufficiently backwardly compatible.

I hate, hate, HATE WORD. The WORST fucking POS word processing package ever created (well, unless you're talking WordStar). If the Christians are right, I hope Bill Gates rots in hell with a $500 professional edition copy of MicroSoft Word wedged up his ass for all of eternity.
 
LOL@ apples are maintence free

thousands of nvidia graphics cards in alot of mac laptop pros were defective

LOL@ gaining marketshare at %4
 
Why do you think 99% of corporate america runs on pc's if they're so much more reliable? :)

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Because the hardware is dramatically cheaper on the front end.

As far as maintenance costs, you can always pay some Mr. Scott wanna-be $8.50 an hour to fix all those PC's. It's kind of funny watching some scruffy-faced 40lbs overweight guy wearing a: "Star Trek: In Search of Spock" T-shirt who is smugly running around frantically fixing PC's thinking he has some sort of special skill.
 
LOL@ apples are maintence free

thousands of nvidia graphics cards in alot of mac laptop pros were defective

LOL@ gaining marketshare at %4

I run both and there is no comparison. My one windows laptop gives me more maintenance hassle than my mac laptop, kitchen office computer, office computer, daughter's laptop and girlfriend's laptop combined -- easily 2-3x less effort, actually.
 
I run both and there is no comparison. My one windows laptop gives me more maintenance hassle than my mac laptop, kitchen office computer, office computer, daughter's laptop and girlfriend's laptop combined -- easily 2-3x less effort, actually.

I still want her sony bro :evil:

I have gotten 1 trojan virus , that forced me reformat once in all my pc usage.
ONCE!
I kinda like doing the maitnence and most you can schedule so that point is kinda meh

MACS are tight and very nice
they're just not me
agree to disagree
 
I still want her sony bro :evil:

I have gotten 1 trojan virus , that forced me reformat once in all my pc usage.
ONCE!
I kinda like doing the maitnence and most you can schedule so that point is kinda meh

MACS are tight and very nice
they're just not me
agree to disagree

Rapidform just gave me a blue screen of death even as we speak. I'm rebooting now.

PC's don't do memory management well. They're very leaky.
 
Rapidform just gave me a blue screen of death even as we speak. I'm rebooting now.

PC's don't do memory management well. They're very leaky.

Like I said MACS are a tight machine with very few if any flaws. You should be getting that type of product for the extra money.
I'd own a MAC if someone offered me a insane deal, otherwise my poor ass is gonna stick with my hp dv6000 2gb 2005 xp media center
I have an IT guy I am friends with so he's all over it and teaching me shit
 
Because the hardware is dramatically cheaper on the front end.

and there you go.

When you have cubicle office monkeys who work in spreadsheets, word and outlook all day - you don't buy them 24" imac's and expensive mac software for $3000.

r
 
lol@ apple

seriously


Yeah, waaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

It's all so clear now-

linux_windows_mac_choose_your_weapon.jpg
 
Yeah, waaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

It's all so clear now-

linux_windows_mac_choose_your_weapon.jpg

Yes, but to get the AK-47 to fire you must first recompile your kernel with the following command:

gcc -rebuild -all -DKvkwt -noverify -adduser=sysmode_edit -x8086 -ttynouse -i -F=outfile.dat -v=off -u=on

Then simply rebuild your init.rc file and configure all of your ethernet adapters with the command:

eth0 -config=startup -v=rebuild -UKpPkx

and make sure your file buffers have the proper latency:

mkfs -f noformat -U -t=0x2836 -u=0xAB0F -m=mask01 | mask05

It's all out there on the internet. You just need to do a few weeks of research to get all the switches correct. Between now and then, the guy with the dildo has already jammed it up your butt and you can feel it in your back molars.

:) :) :)
 
People who bitch about MS products simply lack the ability to set them up properly.


Exactly. PC's/Windows have more versatility and freedom for the user but you have to learn some responsibility to use it correctly.
 
Exactly. PC's/Windows have more versatility and freedom for the user but you have to learn some responsibility to use it correctly.

Either that, or lots of free time on your hands so you can afford to screw with everyday items that should be maintenance-free.

Gotta run now. Gonna rebuild the compressor on my refrigerator. I would throw it out, but that's for people who don't understand refrigeration responsibility and correct use.
 
Since when do Americans know about personal responsibility?

It is each and every American's personal responsibility to blame their woes on a specific target and demand immediate repairation from the responsible party.

You can't get much more personally responsible than that.
 
^^^This.

And I have a frigging computer programming degree and have never, never in my LIFE touched an Apple, but nothing can possibly achieve the 7th level of hell that is Microsoft. I will never give them another dime of my money.

The next time I get a computer for pleasure (not work) it will be an Apple. For work, my husband will happily clone my Windows98 SE until I say I don't need it anymore (he thinks Linux may run a DOS based application, I'm not sure ...)

I got sick of the changing platforms every other year and our paying for it and the damned things not being sufficiently backwardly compatible.

I hate, hate, HATE WORD. The WORST fucking POS word processing package ever created (well, unless you're talking WordStar). If the Christians are right, I hope Bill Gates rots in hell with a $500 professional edition copy of MicroSoft Word wedged up his ass for all of eternity.


Damn I've been using XP for 7 years now, and between each of the two PC's I've had since the only problem I've ever had was a faulty heatsink fan on my Dell desktop, which I easily replaced because it's a PC. Oh and my browser crashed now and then.

But for 7 years and a lot of school papers, resumes, Photoshopping, Finale music notation, web surfing, gaming, etc. that's a pretty good track record. I've only really gained an above average knowledge of computers in the last couple years, especially after my first build. I just have to wonder if I'm lucky or what's going on when I hear of so many people who have problems with Windows PC's.

I think I would stop using computers if Apple as they currently stand was the only option.
 
Damn I've been using XP for 7 years now, and between each of the two PC's I've had since the only problem I've ever had was a faulty heatsink fan on my Dell desktop, which I easily replaced because it's a PC. Oh and my browser crashed now and then.

But for 7 years and a lot of school papers, resumes, Photoshopping, Finale music notation, web surfing, gaming, etc. that's a pretty good track record. I've only really gained an above average knowledge of computers in the last couple years, especially after my first build. I just have to wonder if I'm lucky or what's going on when I hear of so many people who have problems with Windows PC's.

I think I would stop using computers if Apple as they currently stand was the only option.

So you go one, two or even three months at a time without a single reboot or a crash report screen?
 
Rapidform just gave me a blue screen of death even as we speak. I'm rebooting now.

PC's don't do memory management well. They're very leaky.


Software is leaky. Depends one what you use.
 
It is each and every American's personal responsibility to blame their woes on a specific target and demand immediate repairation from the responsible party.

You can't get much more personally responsible than that.

Pretty much sums up the Windows/PC bashing with a side order of Linux in this whole thread!
 
Damn I've been using XP for 7 years now, and between each of the two PC's I've had since the only problem I've ever had was a faulty heatsink fan on my Dell desktop, which I easily replaced because it's a PC. Oh and my browser crashed now and then.
Well, I could basically say the same thing about 98SE, y'know. The problem with anything after 98 is that it doesn't have a DOS shell. Graphics and entertainment shit makes my computer cry. I had a lot less browser issues after I started using Mozilla.

The single best program for what I do is a super stripped down word processing package. Microsoft Word is an enormous, non intuitive, cumbersome piece of absolute shit that doesn't come even close to Wordperfect. Even the more recent versions of Wordperfect don't come close to the streamlined efficiency of the DOS version of Wordperfect.

But I do confess, I'm in a HUGE minority. Medical and legal transcription are the only fields that worry only about actual content as opposed to content and impressive presentation and between that damned Dragon company and India, work keeps getting harder and harder to find.
 
So you go one, two or even three months at a time without a single reboot or a crash report screen?
I've discovered that having an altar to my patron deities next to my computer desk and periodically smudging my PC seems to have eliminated a lot of blue screens of death :D
 
Pretty much sums up the Windows/PC bashing with a side order of Linux in this whole thread!

Now so? I use macs for my day-to-day needs. What woes do I have? Granted I rebooted sometime last spring, but that hardly counts as a woe.
 
Yes, but to get the AK-47 to fire you must first recompile your kernel with the following command:

gcc -rebuild -all -DKvkwt -noverify -adduser=sysmode_edit -x8086 -ttynouse -i -F=outfile.dat -v=off -u=on

Then simply rebuild your init.rc file and configure all of your ethernet adapters with the command:

eth0 -config=startup -v=rebuild -UKpPkx

and make sure your file buffers have the proper latency:

mkfs -f noformat -U -t=0x2836 -u=0xAB0F -m=mask01 | mask05


It's all out there on the internet. You just need to do a few weeks of research to get all the switches correct. Between now and then, the guy with the dildo has already jammed it up your butt and you can feel it in your back molars.

:) :) :)

Or if it ever got to that point you could just use Knoppix.
 
So you go one, two or even three months at a time without a single reboot or a crash report screen?

Shut down for Windows updates or extended leaves. Rebooted for any installs that required it. Used sleep mode whenever the PC was going to be idle anyways.
 
Or if it ever got to that point you could just use Knoppix.

Ahhh... but is that Knoppix with our without the -Utv -x=offset -z=nodelay -mn fileio -b=sysout -c=syserror command?

And don't forget the -r and -z switches, but you only need those if your graphics adapter doesn't map the addresses in the 0xB8000-0xCFFFF range. Otherwise just specify "xconsole" at the startup prompt before switching to a runstate other than 0 or 1. But then of course, if your runstate is 6 or higher, I'd also make sure your /dev/fdx files have all been mounted with the -rxonly option or you're going to have to recompile the kernel with the script found in the /usr/kernel/lib/io/option3383623.3385-234io/lib/etc/bin/scripts directory. Feel free to modify that script as well if your cd rom drive isn't recognized.

It's all out there on the Intrawebs. Just do some research and Linux can be fun and easy!
 
Windows can be leaky regardless of the development platform you use. It's just not a happy camper when it comes to apps that need lots of memory on the fly.

I'll admit that Macs are more streamlined for memory hungry apps like audio/video stuff and for that they're great. For everything else there is a Windows app that works just as well. Hell even some PC based audio/video offerings run smooth as hell provided you have the hardware for it and your OS decently tuned and free of bloatware. Not to mention it will likely cost a fraction of what a similar Mac setup would, especially if you build it yourself. Customization and versatility ftw.
 
Well, I could basically say the same thing about 98SE, y'know. The problem with anything after 98 is that it doesn't have a DOS shell. Graphics and entertainment shit makes my computer cry. I had a lot less browser issues after I started using Mozilla.

The single best program for what I do is a super stripped down word processing package. Microsoft Word is an enormous, non intuitive, cumbersome piece of absolute shit that doesn't come even close to Wordperfect. Even the more recent versions of Wordperfect don't come close to the streamlined efficiency of the DOS version of Wordperfect.

But I do confess, I'm in a HUGE minority. Medical and legal transcription are the only fields that worry only about actual content as opposed to content and impressive presentation and between that damned Dragon company and India, work keeps getting harder and harder to find.

I haven't used Mozilla in a while, at least not since it was notorious for memory leaks. Maybe v. 3 fixed that.
 
I got an idea. Some people like Windows. Some people like Macs. I use Windows for games and Macs for work.
 
98SE was a joke of an operating system.. Microsoft struck gold with XP.. fast, reliable.. and if you're not a fucking retard its secure.

I dont even run anti virus and Ive NEVER gotten a virus.. go figure. (I have a PE environment withthree different AV apps I used to check my system remotely)

Macs are fucking crap... if you tried to throw even 20% of what an XP box could do at a Mac or Linux desktop it would choke like a porn star trying to suck off 20 guys. Of course some retarded Star Trek nerd Linux fan living in his moms fucking basement will never admit it..

ask Sulu what it takes to package a couple hundred apps .. deploy them to thousdands of desktops using Linux or Mac.... Wait nevermind YOU CANT. its fucking impossible on those stu[pid bullshit one trick pony operating systems.


You all may not like Microsoft.. but I'll take a bunch of professionally trained programmers working on SLA's with a boss holding a bullwhip ANY FUCKING day over a bunch of unabombers wanbees with a pissy attitude wearing cheeto stained Quake II t-shirts and living in their moms basement for supporting my PRODUCTION boxes.

I got hundreds of guys in trucks running some ancient 16 bit app... written by a guy who dies 10 years ago.. connecting through some peice of shit EVDO card or fucked up ass GOBI conglomeration of shit.. and guess what.. IT ALL FUCKING WORKS IN WINDOWS.

Do you all have ANY idea what it would take to get hundreds of business units all with thousands of pissed of union workers going 24/7 with Linux or MAC? Nothing.. because it isnt fucking possible. These socially retarded tools with their stupid Linux T-shirts who cant even speak out loud in front of more than 3 people at once without peeing their pants know it. Go to a Linux board andbring up packaging and deployment.. see the hundred of contradicting opinions you get from these 102lbs fuckwads. Tehy willspend WEEKS and accomplish NOTHING. Every time I see one of em I want to punch his stupid self riteous ass in the afce for wasting my companies and my employees time trying to sell us on that whole idea.

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pure fucking hate.
 
98SE was a joke of an operating system.. Microsoft struck gold with XP.. fast, reliable.. and if you're not a fucking retard its secure.

I dont even run anti virus and Ive NEVER gotten a virus.. go figure. (I have a PE environment withthree different AV apps I used to check my system remotely)

Macs are fucking crap... if you tried to throw even 20% of what an XP box could do at a Mac or Linux desktop it would choke like a porn star trying to suck off 20 guys. Of course some retarded Star Trek nerd Linux fan living in his moms fucking basement will never admit it..

ask Sulu what it takes to package a couple hundred apps .. deploy them to thousdands of desktops using Linux or Mac.... Wait nevermind YOU CANT. its fucking impossible on those stu[pid bullshit one trick pony operating systems.


You all may not like Microsoft.. but I'll take a bunch of professionally trained programmers working on SLA's with a boss holding a bullwhip ANY FUCKING day over a bunch of unabombers wanbees with a pissy attitude wearing cheeto stained Quake II t-shirts and living in their moms basement for supporting my PRODUCTION boxes.

I got hundreds of guys in trucks running some ancient 16 bit app... written by a guy who dies 10 years ago.. connecting through some peice of shit EVDO card or fucked up ass GOBI conglomeration of shit.. and guess what.. IT ALL FUCKING WORKS IN WINDOWS.

Do you all have ANY idea what it would take to get hundreds of business units all with thousands of pissed of union workers going 24/7 with Linux or MAC? Nothing.. because it isnt fucking possible. These socially retarded tools with their stupid Linux T-shirts who cant even speak out loud in front of more than 3 people at once without peeing their pants know it. Go to a Linux board andbring up packaging and deployment.. see the hundred of contradicting opinions you get from these 102lbs fuckwads. Tehy willspend WEEKS and accomplish NOTHING. Every time I see one of em I want to punch his stupid self riteous ass in the afce for wasting my companies and my employees time trying to sell us on that whole idea.

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pure fucking hate.
Let me guess. Your momma didn't hug you enough.
 
98SE was a joke of an operating system.. Microsoft struck gold with XP.. fast, reliable.. and if you're not a fucking retard its secure.

I dont even run anti virus and Ive NEVER gotten a virus.. go figure. (I have a PE environment withthree different AV apps I used to check my system remotely)

Macs are fucking crap... if you tried to throw even 20% of what an XP box could do at a Mac or Linux desktop it would choke like a porn star trying to suck off 20 guys. Of course some retarded Star Trek nerd Linux fan living in his moms fucking basement will never admit it..

ask Sulu what it takes to package a couple hundred apps .. deploy them to thousdands of desktops using Linux or Mac.... Wait nevermind YOU CANT. its fucking impossible on those stu[pid bullshit one trick pony operating systems.


You all may not like Microsoft.. but I'll take a bunch of professionally trained programmers working on SLA's with a boss holding a bullwhip ANY FUCKING day over a bunch of unabombers wanbees with a pissy attitude wearing cheeto stained Quake II t-shirts and living in their moms basement for supporting my PRODUCTION boxes.

I got hundreds of guys in trucks running some ancient 16 bit app... written by a guy who dies 10 years ago.. connecting through some peice of shit EVDO card or fucked up ass GOBI conglomeration of shit.. and guess what.. IT ALL FUCKING WORKS IN WINDOWS.

Do you all have ANY idea what it would take to get hundreds of business units all with thousands of pissed of union workers going 24/7 with Linux or MAC? Nothing.. because it isnt fucking possible. These socially retarded tools with their stupid Linux T-shirts who cant even speak out loud in front of more than 3 people at once without peeing their pants know it. Go to a Linux board andbring up packaging and deployment.. see the hundred of contradicting opinions you get from these 102lbs fuckwads. Tehy willspend WEEKS and accomplish NOTHING. Every time I see one of em I want to punch his stupid self riteous ass in the afce for wasting my companies and my employees time trying to sell us on that whole idea.

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pure fucking hate.

Sounds like Windoze frustration has taken its toll on someone.

Just switch to a Mac. You'll lead a more content, relaxed lifestyle.

P.S. You know many mac users look a windows users like windows users look at Linux users, don't you? To a windows user, it's funny to watch someone turn to linux only to find that now the linux user has a new part-time job -- maintaining their linux box. To a mac user, a windows user has done the same thing -- albeit on a smaller scale.
 
how well does linux run games? anybody know?

I'm "assuming" not well cause all the game developers are using Dx9 or Dx10.....I'm "assuming" this means these games cannot run on linux whatsoever. But have people figured out a way to get linux to run windows games? Do game developers even include linux support in mainstream PC games?
 
how well does linux run games? anybody know?

I'm "assuming" not well cause all the game developers are using Dx9 or Dx10.....I'm "assuming" this means these games cannot run on linux whatsoever. But have people figured out a way to get linux to run windows games? Do game developers even include linux support in mainstream PC games?

John Carmack (Doom, Quake, etc.) is a Linux freak, but he's also become an iPhone freak lately too. He's one of the only top tier developers who supports Linux. Other than that it's pretty much left up to the mod community to port major titles over.
 
this is what I figured

This is why PC gaming will always be around. By the time consoles are able to have that type of community influence on games they will have become PC's themselves.
 
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