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Anyone want a huge 20lb+ cat???

R

rsnoble-im-back

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5 years old, looks similar to the 1 in Friskys AV, indoor cat, does NOT get along well with others. Neutered but not declawed. Very freindly, can't keep him cause he's beating up everyone else. Very large.

His name is Flippy, derived from the neighbor kids in AZ that were always flipping him up in the air and abusing him. He took shelter in my brothers place--and we couldn't stand to throw him out and leave him there.

So now I have the fuker, and have to keep all my other cats locked up.

Seriously if ur interested pm me and we can make arrangements-u pay for them all though.
 
hammercurls said:
c'mon.."20 pound cat" " unfriendly" " lock up other cats" just too funny when you put it all together
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LOL... I thought it was going to be a joke thread when I read the title... 20 pounds??? I think he's serious though... *shrugs*
 
remember the movie anger management? remeber adam sandlers job was a clothing designer for fat cats....called "fat cat clothing line"
 
hammercurls said:
entertainment value of this thread is priceless...thats why i come to elite!
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LOL, i'm waiting for rs noble to come back and clarify if this cat is real or not...lol
 
Steve The Bluesman said:
20 lbs is huge. My cat's name is fatass and she is 13.5 lbs.

We need pics of the monster.
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lol thinking with a name like flippy you would think that the cat would be pet freindly and safe, now that i think about it i wouldnt want innocent children playing around flippy unsupervised lol, flippy would mistake a small child for a hefty bag of cat nip!!

anyone wanna take a guess at to what size bag of cat nip would suit flippy?
 
hammercurls said:
lol thinking with a name like flippy you would think that the cat would be pet freindly and safe, now that i think about it i wouldnt want innocent children playing around flippy unsupervised lol, flippy would mistake a small child for a hefty bag of cat nip!!

anyone wanna take a guess at to what size bag of cat nip would suit flippy?
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LOL, I wonder how the kids managed to toss Flippy around, seeing that he's so fat. 20 pounds = one obese cat.

RS-Noble, I heard hammercurls wants to adopt Flippy ;)
 
Flippy??

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i think that's what flippy looks like in his slimmer days. however if i didnt have the pooch id definetly take flippy. id buy his food in bulk and get gallons of milk to store in fridge for when he gets thirsty. id also invest in a traquilizer pistol as well, god knows when i get home from gym all tired out and what not, and if flippy is raging because of hunger or extended peroids of lonelyness i can keep him at bay with a couple shots. id prolly build him a carpeted stump like the smaller cats use to scratch around, but instead ill go down to lumber yard and pick up a partial tree stump and start from there
 
lol. Well, Flippy would make my cat look smaller, but I don't think I could deal w/ a cumulative 36 lbs of hairball chasing each other around the house. Also my cat is not aggressive so I imagine he would spend the rest of his life in therapy if I subjected him to that.
 
I wonder if flippy has found a home yet

Also, if he's so damn fat how did those kids manage to toss him around like that? You know the angry looking cat in Frisky's avatar? I picture Flippy having an expression like that...LOL
 
i dont think " tossed " would be the exact term id use to describe flippy'd esscapades.. if he was sedated heavily maybe theres a chance we can roll him around like pizzza dough or something? maybe theres a chance we can a pic of flippy in his relaxed state?

bump for more info
 
hammercurls said:
i dont think " tossed " would be the exact term id use to describe flippy'd esscapades.. if he was sedated heavily maybe theres a chance we can roll him around like pizzza dough or something? maybe theres a chance we can a pic of flippy in his relaxed state?

bump for more info
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FLIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao: @ roll around around like pizza dough

I seriously want to see pictures of this cat.
 
THat white cat is a BIG mofo!!

Whiskey
 
That's one big pussy

I thought Hammy would be all over this thread
 
maybey they can ship it by UPS haha.. just be sure to have the tail inside the box.. dammit, i hate when it's like this
 
I figured Sassy69 was your best bet on this...she has a cat so fat it covers an entire chair cushion. But if she can't handle it, Flippy might have a hard time finding a home.
 
LOL--imagine me surprise after getting back into town of the responses to this thread-lol.

Actually I had an interested party but not sure if it will go ahead and if it dont ill let ya know. Sorry HC-this is actually a true story, however I did intend some humor in it. Heres another true story: I have thought about putting my great dane SirBoo up for adoption cause he is totally out of hand. 3 years old, does not get along with ANYONE except me-people, dogs, or otherwise. SirBoo was wagging his tail the other night and my friend went to pet him and all he saw was teeth and tonsils. SirBoo nearly landed me in court last year because he attacked a bicylcist in front of the house and put them in the hospital. Literally knocked him off his bike, if I hadn't been there to pull him off......damn. The guy received 65 stitches, on hands and right ear. Was unable to drive away on his bike because the collision bent his front rim so bad it was binding against the front forks. I had to throw his bike in back of the truck and take him to the hospital. The guy felt sorry for me as this was after my accident and said he wouldn't sue me. Thank god--easy 50k suit. True story.

LMAO--ship Flippy to Sweden???

I tell u guys what--ill try and get some pics of this fuker and post him on my site sometime here in the next few days and im not plat but ill provide a link. Ill prob have to get a pic of a normal size cat otherwise you wont really be able to see what im talking about. He is full size. He's not obese--he's just big. He eats ALL day.
 
lol, thanks for the update!! try to get picks for us when you can...my chiwawa is shaking like a leaf if fear of a bigger pet being introduced to the house. my chiwawa is lucky as i was seriously considering taking flippy on
 
LOL, yay, you finally updated. I definitely want to see pics of this fat cat.

I'd seriously take Flippy in if I could. I hope the interested party adopts him!
 
jaded said:
LOL, yay, you finally updated. I definitely want to see pics of this fat cat.

I'd seriously take Flippy in if I could. I hope the interested party adopts him!
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Sorry-theres just been a ton of shit going on lately. Ill get around to it in the enxt week or so-my camera batteries are dead and have to go to town and get more.

And HC---I may offer Flippy to you if the current deal falls thru--if u were serious-lol. Where are u located?
 
Flippy shits and pisses more than any cat I have ever had. All he wants to do is eat and sleep. I think he reminds me so much of myself which is way I kept him.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Flippy shits and pisses more than any cat I have ever had. All he wants to do is eat and sleep. I think he reminds me so much of myself which is way I kept him.
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LOL, like those pets and owners who start to look and behave like one antoher :worried: ;)
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Flippy shits and pisses more than any cat I have ever had. All he wants to do is eat and sleep. I think he reminds me so much of myself which is way I kept him.
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At 20 pounds, does that come as a surprise?
 
he would TERRORIZE any new owners because of a drastic change in his lil lifestyle you have him in, basicly you spoiled the jelly beans out that lil butterball so if the connection between you and the cat were to be severed then id predict flippy to lose any stability and just go awol, imagine fliipy in a new enviroment with young little children then going bazerk??? he would use one of the kids as his personal bean bag.
 
Reminds me of a cat my dad had a while back. thing was so fat it actually would lay next to it's bowl when it ate. Turned out it had diabetes and died a year or 2 later.
 
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