Anyone know any good midget porn sites.

[Rotten]

I'm horney as a motherfucker. I walk by and the fish stop swimming. Don't have time for a one handed five knuckle shuffle in the CEO's private bathroom, so I'll have to shoot in the trashcan under my desk.

A countryboy can survive

 

[Big Buck]

why don't u just borrow a sock....

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't think it is a site - but I'm told "Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang" is a midget porn. I'm not sure if the sequal is as good as the original or not.

 

[vixenbabe]

I wonder if you stick gum under your desk too...

 

[Rotten]

Buck, I wore Docs today so no socks

Thanks for the hookup Scrappy, but I'm still pissed about the deaf jokes.

Vix, you spend more time under my desk then anyone so you should know that answer.

Sorry about my midget porn fetish lately, but you can only watch a mushroom headed guy fucking a llama for so long without getting bored from it.

 

[supersizeme]

 

[HappyScrappy]

Thanks for the hookup Scrappy, but I'm still pissed about the deaf jokes.

hey - you seriously deaf?
I don't mean shit when I say it, but it is inappropriate. sorry if I offended you for real. and if there are any midgets on the board, I don't really hate you either.

but those fucking somoans can burn in hell.

 

[Rotten]

<---- For Runner's boyfriend Supersizeme


Actually I'm almost legally deaf. Left ear from an alcoholic uncle with a fireplace log lobbed at a 1 yr old Rotten's head. The right ear from DJing at clubs for 10 years. I don't take offence, just bustin your balls.

Make fun of how big my eyes are though...LOL

 

[HappyScrappy]

thank you

damn, I've been such an asshole that if there is such thing as karma, either I'm gonna get fucked at some point, or my kids will be born thalildimide babies.

I hope none of the above for my kids' sakes.... if and when I have any... or my wife I suppose would have them. if I had a wife...

am I talking? was that a niner in there?

 

[vixenbabe]

Christ, turn up the hearing aid, Rotty! I'm under your desk right now asking where the beef is.....

 

[Rotten]

I edited the above post for you Scrappy in case you missed it.


BTW, what is a thalildimide baby?

 

[HappyScrappy]

a thalidimide baby (sp?) usually has webbed feet and or hands. that is where the lobster boy came from.
thalidimide is a drug that they gave to pregnant women in the 50's to prevent the nauseous feeling, but it causes bith defects.
it is making a comeback now with cancer patients.

 

[Rotten]

Christ, turn up the hearing aid, Rotty! I'm under your desk right now asking where the beef is.....

Don't talk with your mouth full.



Thanks Scrappy

 

[HappyScrappy]

judging from my grandfater I'm gonna be deaf any day now. I've tried too invest in any hearing aide companies or companies that do shit for them. judging from the exponetial increase in noise pollution these days, I'd say there are a bunch of us that are going to be deaf.

I've always thought that if I were deaf, no big deal, I'll just do more comptuer stuff - and if I'm blind, no big deal, I'll just play guitar and change my name to Blind Watermelon Jefferson (which is weird b/c right now my real name is Blind Watermellon Jones)

 

[Rotten]

My best friend's exgirlfriend was deaf in the opposite ear. Whenever we all hung out he would position us so she and I could hear each other. Funny stuff. My wife talks constantly so when I get tired of it, I'll put my good ear down, and leave my deaf ear up and just smile at her and nod every once in awhile.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hell, I can hear and I just smile and nod at IslandGirl and occasionally say "told you the bitch was crazy" (ala one mr chris rock)