Anyone Else's Dick Hole Itch?

[addickt]

No I dont have any Std's i have been checked...... after rough sex My Urethra ( dick hole) itchs like a mother fucker though. I once tried to stick an uncooked spaghetti strand up there to scratch it but it hurt too much.. through trial and error in the medicine cabinet and kitchen I found that anbesol on the end of your dick hole works for this strange phenomena.

This has been a public service announcement

Also, someone should invent an std that you can give away. Like you have it but when you fuck someone it leaves you and goes to them. Kinda like sexual tag or cooties. That would be a good idea for Ron Popeil I think.

I would love to fuck some girl and right as i nut, I could yell "tag your it" and run out the door with my pants around my ankles laughing hysterically.

 

[Sebass67]

Take a big piss it makes it feel all better.

 

[addickt]

tried that, i am talking about hours later. Sometimes even the next day.

 

[addickt]

You have to be kidding me.... I cant be the only mother fucker whos dickhole itched after sex.

 

[MrMuscle]

what is sex?

 

[addickt]

I think spaghetti should have a warning label on it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

take a glass thermometer and slide that bad boy in there.
just don't smash it.

 

[supersizeme]

penis cultures...most painful thing a man can go through.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've never had a penis culture done. I suppose I'm missing out on a small slice of life.
I've also never shoved shards of glass in my rectum either.
both sound equally appealing.

 

[addickt]

penis cultures...most painful thing a man can go through.

Believe me, their is no culture in my penis. I have looked.

 

[HappyScrappy]

nor in france.
bunch of uncultured pricks

 

[the nature boy]

my dickhole never itches. but man, my taint itches all the time.

 

[HappyScrappy]

my balls are sweaty.

 

[addickt]

my dickhole never itches. but man, my taint itches all the time.

Tainted love......... Ive got to.............. da da, Get away... da da.

 

[Raina]

I better stop reading this thread....it's getting pretty sexy.

 

[addickt]

my balls are sweaty.

My balls are too small and shriveled to house sweat glands or pores. You are one lucky bastard!

 

[Golfer18--old]

I am Dropping 500mg of test a week. I wake up every morning with morning wood. When i get up i walk down the hallway and piss while my wood is sticking like a pole agaist my boxers.

 

[the nature boy]

My balls are too small and shriveled to house sweat glands or pores. You are one lucky bastard!

mine resemble rasins.

 

[Newbie2building]

Wow! Itchy shriveled balls! What a turn on

 

[rnch]

never had THAT problem; but i did get a monster zit about halfway down my shaft.

i was sure i had some rare social disease.

after 4 days of agonizing and obsessing, i went to the doc.

i was just an ingrown hair; aggrivated by frequent condom installing/removing. he suggested i bathe at least once a day and shave my shaft.

 

[pete ferguson]

You better find something less brittle than spaghetti. Can you imagine the looks on the faces of the doctor's and nurses in the ER???

 

[Burncycle360]

and shave my shaft.

Don't wax

 

[VicTusDeuS]

I knew a kid that tried to stick a tic tac in there...I think it was winterfresh...ouch