Anyone Else's Dick Hole Itch?

[addickt]

No I dont have any Std's i have been checked...... after rough sex My Urethra ( dick hole) itchs like a mother fucker though. I once tried to stick an uncooked spaghetti strand up there to scratch it but it hurt too much.. through trial and error in the medicine cabinet and kitchen I found that anbesol on the end of your dick hole works for this strange phenomena.

This has been a public service announcement

Also, someone should invent an std that you can give away. Like you have it but when you fuck someone it leaves you and goes to them. Kinda like sexual tag or cooties. That would be a good idea for Ron Popeil I think.

I would love to fuck some girl and right as i nut, I could yell "tag your it" and run out the door with my pants around my ankles laughing hysterically.

 

[Sebass67]

Take a big piss it makes it feel all better.

 

[addickt]

tried that, i am talking about hours later. Sometimes even the next day.

 

[addickt]

You have to be kidding me.... I cant be the only mother fucker whos dickhole itched after sex.

 

[MrMuscle]

what is sex?

 

[addickt]

I think spaghetti should have a warning label on it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

take a glass thermometer and slide that bad boy in there.
just don't smash it.

 

[supersizeme]

penis cultures...most painful thing a man can go through.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've never had a penis culture done. I suppose I'm missing out on a small slice of life.
I've also never shoved shards of glass in my rectum either.
both sound equally appealing.

 

[addickt]

penis cultures...most painful thing a man can go through.

Believe me, their is no culture in my penis. I have looked.