annoying thing about being muscular

[milo hobgoblin]

People at work think you're the fucking human fork lift.

Someone cant get their snack out of the vending machine.. guess who they ask.. someone cant carry their monitors in.. oh call that guy..

boxes.. furniture.

Its not like Im the only OS engineer there with better things to do.. sure pay me an engineers salary to lift stuff.

fucking retards.

then they have the nerve to make fun of my food.

 

[PBR]

"so, do you lift man?....how much?"....

 

[swole]

"dude how much do you bench?"

more than you can squat, noodle keg (RIP deltoiddeltoid)

 

[seizer]

"I'm sorry I ran into your head with my lat, kid"

 

[AAP]

You know what I tell them? "These muscles are cosmetic purposes only. Just like that skanks over there wearing the half pound of Revlon on her face in an effort to look nicer, that's all these things are for. Just for show, they don't really work."

 

[Behemoth]

I have some very large very fat women working for me.

When we go to court, they think that I should carry their file boxes for them.

They weigh in around 215-225 themselves...and they expect me to carry their files.

My first week on the job I did it. Now I leave well before them. They have gotten the hint. I'm not doing their lifting for them.

 

[Lestat]

we have a facilities crew to do that shit at our work, they are fucking huge

 

[javaguru]

I have friends I never knew were friends come out of the woodwork to help them spend an entire day moving for a couple slices of pizza.

 

[Wulfgar]

People never ask me to carryt stuff for them
maybe im intimidating..

 

[Behemoth]

It really wouldnt bother me if those gals were tiny and unable to lift the boxes...but if they can lift their extra large arses off the toilet...then they can lift those boxes of files.