a. Theo...guy was a badass and you know that 'stache tickles the taint just right
b. Henry VIII...dashing, dapper, all powerful, could toss a salad all night long
c. Chariman Mao, the big dawg of the east. Rumored to be a hairy teddy bear
d. Manuel Noreiga...been resting up in prison, waiting to romantically explode on the scene. Looks like a pimp in military dress whites, he got the blow that keeps the party going all night long
b. Henry VIII...dashing, dapper, all powerful, could toss a salad all night long
c. Chariman Mao, the big dawg of the east. Rumored to be a hairy teddy bear
d. Manuel Noreiga...been resting up in prison, waiting to romantically explode on the scene. Looks like a pimp in military dress whites, he got the blow that keeps the party going all night long