A real football fan joke

[Y_lifter]

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Super Bowl Fan
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A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he
sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him. "No," he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
sporting event in the world, and not use it?" "Well," he says,
"actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with
my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1987." "Oh...
I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to
take the seat?" The man shakes his head and replies, "No,
they're all at her funeral."

 

[vixenbabe]

 

[Gemini_Man]

Nice!

 

[vixenbabe]

I learned something VERY interesting the other day ...

Did you know that most concierge services at hotels( IN THE CITY WHICH IS HOSTING THE SUPER BOWL) can get you super bowl tickets? Yep, if you book your room a year in advance you can tell them to get you (x) amount of tickets.

Of course these would be the pricey hotels, NOT HO JO'S or something of the like.

If nothing else...You can re-sell the extra tickets to pay for your trip and the hotel room!

 

[Y_lifter]

I've heard there's very Little that a Good Hi End hotel
Concierge service Can't get for you for the right amount of $..

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm 100% certain u may be correct Y-lifter.

Don't laugh...I have always thought it would be fun to be an concierge at a fancy hotel!.... Until they asked for a midget hooker or some wierd crap like that....

 

[Y_lifter]

I remember a movie where Michael J Fox played a Conc, and it was pretty funny the stuff he had to go get for guests..

Any Yes, I am usually right, unless Mrs. Y is involved..

 

[vixenbabe]

I have no seen the movie you're talking about. Can ya think of it so I can rent it? I like MJF

You're never right with the Mrs? Damn, I wish I were so perfect. I'm the type that if I'm not sure if I'm right..I remain silent until I can gloat when I find out I am right. He loves my rendition of , 'See, I told ya so asshole". hehehe

 

[Y_lifter]

You and I work the same technique..
Wait and See

 

[madbomber31]

whats so funny about the joke??? makes sense to me.