A little poem

[Roadblock]

"The young harlot of Crete"

There was a young harlot of Crete
Whose fucking was far, far too fleet.
So they tied down her ass
With a long ton of brass
To give them a much longer treat.

When the Nazis landed in Crete
The young harlot had to compete
With the many Storm Troopers
Who were using their poopers
For other things than to excrete.

Our subversive young harlot of Crete
Was led to fifth-column deceit.
When the paratroops landed
Her trade she expanded
By at once going down on their meat.

Then here was this harlot of Crete
She decided to be very neat.
She said, "I'm too high class
To ream common ass,
And I'll wash every prick that I eat."

And at last this young harlot of Crete
Was hawking her meat in the street.
Ambling out one fine day
In a casual way
She clapped up the whole British fleet.

 

[Stanknogger]

hahahahhaa!!! dude that was hlarious

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Listen Up

Fuck, you should be a professional poet.

 

[chemwalla]

limerick

strictly speaking its a limerick, not a poem. still, its all good .

there was a young lady from York

who diddled herself with a cork

can you imagina, it got stuck in her vagina

and she had to pull it out with a fork!