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A dedication to new Karma millionaire jack_schitt!

George Spellwin

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This thread is a dedication to an outstanding lifetime Platinum Member, a good bro, a supporter of EliteFitness.com, and newly minted Karma Millionaire, my friend and yours, member jack_schitt!

Jack is a supporter of Elite of the highest order. And later today he will announce who receives the remaining month from his membership before he went Platinum for Life!

If anyone else wants to become a Karma Millionaire and Lifetime Member, here's how to do it:

I can offer 1 million Karma Hits and a Lifetime Platinum Membership to you for $389.97 - which is an amazing deal! Or, for just $107.70 more, you can have the sweetest deal in Elite Fitness history! <p>This is a very special package that is certain to please any member. The new package will include:</p> <p>1,000,000 Karma Hits for you!<br> A Lifetime Platinum Membership (no need to get a million Karma Hits and not go Platinum for life)<br> 2 Four Month Platinum Memberships for you to give to your favorite members<br> Two sets of 10,000 Karma Hits to give to the Members of your choice.<br> This lovely EliteFitness.com T-Shirt:<br> <img src="http://logo.cafepress.com/3/50747.83833.jpg" alt="T-Shirt"></p> <p>And last but not least, this lovely pair of Elite Fitness.com boxer shorts - guaranteed to make you a big hit with the ladies! </p> <p><img src="http://prodtn.cafepress.com/7/1450277_F_tn.jpg" alt="Boxers!"></p> <p>And all this can be yours, for the low one time price of only $497.67!</p> <p>And for the ladies, or guys to give as a gift to their girlfriends, we will gladly substitute the lovely Elite Fitness.com thong for the boxers. </p> <p><img src="http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/5438685_F_tn.jpg" alt="Thong!"></p> <p>Now, here's how the deal gets sweeter! When your new EliteFitness.com thong arrives (or Boxers), put it on, and post a picture of yourself in the Pictures of Women Forum (or Pics of Men if you're in the boxers), and we will give you a 10% Cash back rebate! Act now, this amazing deal will not last long!
 
jack_schitt said:
Hammy, I'll hook you up, your my K mentor orb...but I'm giving the remaining month to Blut Wump.

A good call there. Wump is a number one dog!!!

Congrats on the deal orb, which deal did you take? the thong-flashing one? or the simpler one?

Dunk, this is how you do it
 
pintoca said:
A good call there. Wump is a number one dog!!!

Congrats on the deal orb, which deal did you take? the thong-flashing one? or the simpler one?

Dunk, this is how you do it

I cant wait for my new thong to arrive.
 
damn good work man, im glad me and u are toight
 
Wootoom said:
you silly german bastard. ma and him are toight. we both love the Wings and Steve Y. its gonna be real good

Me and my nigga jack go way back... we lived his name-change problem, when he was going through non-plat-hell...

ahhh the memories, I PMd digger no end to get the DB admin on his case
 
pintoca said:
Congrats on the deal orb, which deal did you take? the thong-flashing one? or the simpler one?

Jack will not be appearing in his boxers any time soon, he selected the other option. But, I think the Thong/Boxers option is really a great deal. Here's how to make the most of it:

You select that offer, keep the T Shirt for yourself, send the thong to one of the ladies of Elite, have her post pics, you get a 10% rebate ($49.77), and you will probably get a date with one of the Elite ladies. Total cost: Priceless!
 
georgie, i have told you if you send me my thongs and tank top i will send you pics......... :p
 
George Spellwin said:
You select that offer, keep the T Shirt for yourself, send the thong to one of the ladies of Elite, have her post pics, you get a 10% rebate ($49.77), and you will probably get a date with one of the Elite ladies. Total cost: Priceless!

What? Is this for real? What if I wear an Elite thong? What do I get?
 
George Spellwin said:
Jack will not be appearing in his boxers any time soon, he selected the other option. But, I think the Thong/Boxers option is really a great deal. Here's how to make the most of it:

You select that offer, keep the T Shirt for yourself, send the thong to one of the ladies of Elite, have her post pics, you get a 10% rebate ($49.77), and you will probably get a date with one of the Elite ladies. Total cost: Priceless!


Hows about you send my the thong and the T, and I'll take a pic of one of my Detroit girlies in the thong and the T tied around her waist?
 
Wootoom said:
hes to cool to talk to me now. u know with the press and everything

No way Woot, I'll piss it all away...just give me some time. Your post whoring ins one of the reasons I did this!
 
Congrats! Nice of you to support the site like that!!!
 
still waiting on my thong

:qt:
 
George Spellwin said:
Jack will not be appearing in his boxers any time soon, he selected the other option. But, I think the Thong/Boxers option is really a great deal. Here's how to make the most of it:

You select that offer, keep the T Shirt for yourself, send the thong to one of the ladies of Elite, have her post pics, you get a 10% rebate ($49.77), and you will probably get a date with one of the Elite ladies. Total cost: Priceless!

I just re-read the whole thing, do you mean I selected the THONG option??? WTF was I thinking? As in, there will be a pair of womens underwear in my mailbox? If so, I'd like to change to the boxers. I dont wear thongs.

Thanks
 
no you selected the option that you save 107 dollars and you dont get the shirt nor the boxers nor the 2 4 month plat giveaways....i think
 
jack_schitt said:
I just re-read the whole thing, do you mean I selected the THONG option??? WTF was I thinking? As in, there will be a pair of womens underwear in my mailbox? If so, I'd like to change to the boxers. I dont wear thongs.

Thanks


lol, Jorge sends thongs to the boys. Try is, you might like the anal floss. Lots of metro-guys wearing them these days!
 
Wootoom said:
you silly german bastard. ma and him are toight. we both love the Wings and Steve Y. its gonna be real good

Woot, you're a good bro and all, but...



Steve Y is a pillow biter.
 
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