Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

2 women want my penis, who to choose?

hamstershaver

hamstershaver

New member
normally i would just hit both kittys at the same time, but due to logistics problems this is not a possbility, how should i choose the lucky women that gets to hit my penis whenever i give the command???
 
Normally I would not respond to something like this, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one, and assume this is a serious question. You appear to be looking at it strictly as a sex thing, and are not interested in a relationship, so I will ask the following question: which of the two is better in bed? There is your answer.
 
I agree, and also the one that ur heart is most involved with...but thats from a womans point of view
 
Go with the hotter one. Nice simple, easy to guage. Kick the other one to the curb, because if you choose the less hot one, you will FOREVER be comparing them in your head.
 
hamstershaver said:
how should i choose the lucky women that gets to hit my penis whenever i give the command???
Click to expand...

Easy, when you wake up, both of them will be gone, and so will the dilemma :wilted:
 
hamstershaver said:
normally i would just hit both kittys at the same time, but due to logistics problems this is not a possbility, how should i choose the lucky women that gets to hit my penis whenever i give the command???
Click to expand...

Dump them both and fuck their sisters, if they have any.
 
Klue, are you obsessed with me? LOL.
 
Soooo icy.
 
punch them both in the face, whichever one doesn't call the cops is a keeper.
 
Things that you should consider when making your choice:
1)Who's younger?
2)Who's tighter?
3)Who takes it in the pooper?
4)Who's hotter?
5)Who's bi?
6)Who's gonna be your sugar daddy?
 
Mr. Black said:
Things that you should consider when making your choice:
1)Who's younger?
2)Who's tighter?
3)Who takes it in the pooper?
4)Who's hotter?
5)Who's bi?
6)Who's gonna be your sugar daddy?
Click to expand...

neither of them will sweep those choices
 
Easy- whoever gets you harder faster again after you cum the first time....IMO shows more physical atttraction if you can go again right away..
 
150shot said:
Easy- whoever gets you harder faster again after you cum the first time....IMO shows more physical atttraction if you can go again right away..
Click to expand...

I totally agree. Dont be with the one that u dont have sex with but once a week or so, get with the one that u have sex with 4 x a day, anal included.
The bathroom sink and also,......the one that gives u the remote right before she starts giving u a bj that lasts an hour with u ending up shooting ur load everywhere:)THATS the one u belong with.thats the one that turns u on the most.
 
Move to California. You'll have a choice of any chick you want.

Plus, I may be out there soon in the future, so you can hang out with me.
 
Mr. Black said:
Things that you should consider when making your choice:
1)Who's younger?
2)Who's tighter?
3)Who takes it in the pooper?
4)Who's hotter?
5)Who's bi?
6)Who's gonna be your sugar daddy?
Click to expand...



Love the Avatar Mr. Black....leave it to you!!
 
SoKlueles said:
I totally agree. Dont be with the one that u dont have sex with but once a week or so, get with the one that u have sex with 4 x a day, anal included.
The bathroom sink and also,......the one that gives u the remote right before she starts giving u a bj that lasts an hour with u ending up shooting ur load everywhere:)THATS the one u belong with.thats the one that turns u on the most.
Click to expand...

you said it SOOO much better!!! now that I think of it the one that can blow you , then you still want to do her after and not just relax... =)
 
In the bible their is a story of two women feuding over a baby. Cut it's head off and give half to one and half to the other the answer was given. Problem solved, the real mother declined to do this out of selfless love for the baby. This may be a little drastic for you my friend,but it could work. Which one wants your cock more... slice it...
 
Johnnyrocket said:
In the bible their is a story of two women feuding over a baby. Cut it's head off and give half to one and half to the other the answer was given. Problem solved, the real mother declined to do this out of selfless love for the baby. This may be a little drastic for you my friend,but it could work. Which one wants your cock more... slice it...
Click to expand...

The best advice yet, and its biblically based. Tell each of them that you can't make up your mind, so you are going to slice your cock in half so each can have half of it to themselves. The one that screams "No, please don't do that! She can have it.", the the keeper.
 
hamstershaver said:
my penis is so great they would both want half, trust me
Click to expand...

That must be nice. I'm hung like an acorn, so there really isn't enough to go around even before dividing. I felt alot better about it after an incident this last weekend though. The girl I fucked told me it was really cute after she stopped laughing. I'm happy that my penis was actually complimented by a woman. :rainbow:
 
... are you just saying that, or did you actually look at my nude on EF? LoL
 
Sarcasm Detector Status: OFF :o

Please visit the Nootropic Board :martini:

I was just feeding your gluttonous ego :dolphin:
 
juve said:
Sarcasm Detector Status: OFF :o

Please visit the Nootropic Board :martini:

I was just feeding your gluttonous ego :dolphin:
Click to expand...
It doesn't feed my ego to have other guys say they like my penis. In any event that brings me to my next question. Most of the guys on the board with nice physiques do not seem to notice other bro's on here with ego's. Why? Its a bodybuilding web site. Bodybuilders generally have better bodies than the average person, and we live in a culture that currently puts great value on how fit one's body appears. Thus bodybuilders tend to have above average ego's as well. It doesn't bother me if another bodybuilder who has worked hard on his body has an ego. He's busted his ass, and has something others do not as a result. He or she should be proud of this. Those who do not recognize this either are not there yet, or need to work on their own self esteem.
 
^^I've been always an adherent to the view that an individual who truly is in possession of assets (physical, intellectual) would only put an extraneous effort in trying to 'advertise' them - they should readily manifest themselves without any further self-promulgation :o
That's why people that talk talk talk, can show nothing nothing NOTHING - too preoccupied with talking and self-gratification :martini:
 
Actually I do not believe you have spoken to me as of yet. I come on EF when I'm bored to TYPE and either vent a bit and get some relaxation, or research. In real life (yes there is a world outside of the net), I'm very critical of my body. I'm always too fat, too small, need more tricep, etc. Some of my close friends complain about the fact that I bitch about how I look too much. Right now I'm 225 and around 9-10% bf, but I think I look fat, and I have tiny arms (they are only 18.5" at 225 and my chest and back make them resemble toothpicks).
 
choose the one with the smallest pussy, because with a 3'' dick your only going to knock the top out of it anyway.
 
just to keep you all updated since i know you were on the edge of your seats, i have decided to chose the girl with the big kitty as the lucky girl
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

S
This will be the 5th cycle I have done.
Replies
23
Views
3K
25homes
25homes
T
using and mixing bpc properly
Replies
8
Views
579
Arabian
Arabian
Z
adjusting workouts for cutting down
Replies
7
Views
468
Arabian
Arabian
W
trenbolone E thoughts for 12 weeks
Replies
18
Views
720
Ulter
Ulter
Z
how much growth hormone with ghrp6?
Replies
11
Views
897
ceo
ceo
Top Bottom