Smurfy

I would sweetie, but iike i'm in the ritzsnobbleton, with a bunch of rich snobs, like, just waiting for new years to get over. I wanna call when i'm on point right now, i'm just like pondering... Now new years kiss, no new years sexy time...
Fuck i'm stayin in cali or whereever i be, i'm now just remembering i'm going to burning man this year, and this too shall pass... I know, i'm such a bitch... I hope u are having a better new years than i am.

Happy New Year!!
I love you

where the F are YOU?!?!

did I say you could leave chat?

suck it easy!

yo smurf! holla!

i'll try to hook it up for ya smurf

haha. im diggin the new look smurf, now i know why chris all up on ya.

I want to squeeze your chubby cheeks!