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I'm on this site, so I guess you can figure out at least one of them.
- Location
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In your fridge, makin' a sammich.
- Will you accept insecure email? (non EF email)
- Negative
- My Profile Headline
- Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo', jockin' the bitches, slapping the ho's.
- Occupation
- Murder scene mop-up/site restoration.
- My Favorite Music:
- Everything except country and rap is fair game. And, lately, even some country and rap songs have made it on to my play list.
- My Favorite Movies:
- Anything that involves a good disembowelment.
- My Favorite TV Shows:
- Never watch it.
- My Heros:
- U.S. and Allied Veterans
- My Favorite Books:
- Too many to list.
- My Favorite Sports:
- College football. LAX.
- Cultural References:
- Mais a part ca, Madame La Marquise, tout va tres bien, tout va tres bien.
- My Ideal Weekend would be:
- I'm a big fan of Vegas. Can't go wrong with bottle service, gambling, 5-star dining, and hookers.
- My Vices are:
- See above.
- What's in my refrigerator:
- The bodies.
- Stuff I really hate:
- Hate is such a strong word.
- My Marital Status:
- Single
- Drinker
- Yes
- Religious:
- Yes
- My Religion:
- Catholic
- My Astrological Sign:
- Scorpio (Scorpion): Oct. 23-Nov. 21
- My Area Code:
- 757
- My Ethnicity:
- White / Caucasian
- My Body Type:
- Athletic
- My Body Hair:
- Some
- Between the Sheets I'm:
- Adventurous
- I kiss on the first date:
- I'm no Jezebel