Recent content by squeakerthemouse

it would be cool to live in the same state as frack, then i could climb in his girls coober and drop me some mouse drops, and when he goes to stick his dick in he will get my poo on his peeper (squeeeeeeeeek!!!)

hey, one time squeeker was running from a cat, and it caught me. so i starts tickeling its nipples, and pepsi comes out. i took me a swig and now im hooked daddy-o!!!! i thought all dem boobers had pepsi, then one day i meets me a real fine mouse momma (her little mouth could suck the chrome...

holy jeebers mcpeepers, i just got my little mouse boner a hard when i reads me dat post dere sir. yeppers. SQEEEK SQUEEAK!!!! see, im a horey little mouse and i might have to go crawl me in a coober and eat some tomaters from dat period of chunky coober salsa. yo, if u need practise...

one time i was minding my bizz in a boober patch, picking the boobers like flowers and i made me a boober buqet for my girl. then i went down to mactittites, and bougt me some titties, and macked them into a big mac. then, i realizedt that i putthem on wrong, i put them nippedy nipps on da...

hey dere, whats up mr pepsi? hey, anyone tried dis, squeaker has!!! (squeek!) mix some pepsi in a tin, then mix some more pepsi, and you have pepsi double. then throw in some boobers and coobers and sex dat bad boy (drink pepsi) up, and u got urself a pepsi shake. then shake rattle and roll...

hey dere spud, u been drinking ur pepsi dere sir? bad boys donk drink pepsi, they guzzle it. me thins fat birds make noise cuz they eat them burgers and dem burgers reallybring out dat cow in dem (lol, squeek squeek!). one time i drank me too much pepsi, and i started squeeking like this...

howdy there sir, me isn't sure if it illegal or not to send wine because i have never done it. granny be sad sir? does she want some cheese wif dat wine, i have lots of cheese sir, me is a mouse and me finks dat i like to eat lots of cheese while suckin on dem boobers of ol granny (lol...