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Research Chemical SciencesUGFREAKeudomestic
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Razorguns

I'm loud, obnoxious, laugh at others, criticize others, more clever than everyone, out of control and eccentric.

The other 99.9% of the time, i'm a dork who runs and hides when people talk loud.

Instigating bar fights, heckling Trekkies and having sex with your girlfriend.
Website
http://www.tmz.com/
Location
Hollywood, Ca 90666
My Stats:
Small penis, big dreams
Occupation
Filmmaker / Cook
My Favorite Music:
Metal, 80s metal, country, southern rock
My Favorite Movies:
Mob movies, Star Wars, Pee Wee's Big Adventure
My Favorite TV Shows:
Roseanne, Chilly Beach, ER, COPS
My Heros:
Zakk Wylde, Leigh Steinberg, Anyone who's achieved happiness in life.
My Favorite Books:
The new coffee book I'm writing : 'Amazing Bear Attacks!'. Release: 2009
My Favorite Sports:
Finding chicks to buy me beers.
Cultural References:
What's culture?
My Ideal Weekend would be:
Paying someone to post on EF while I party with hookers and blow
My Vices are:
Changing lanes that I think are faster. Then they aren't.
What's in my refrigerator:
I can't tell, don't want to be arrested. I kid, I kid! (I think)
Stuff I really hate:
Women that don't want to have sex with me. Fat kids that won't give me candy.
Education:
Grad / professional school
My Marital Status:
Single
Smoker:
No
Drinker
No
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Religious:
No
My Religion:
Atheist
My Astrological Sign:
Gemini (Twins): May 21-June 20
My Area Code:
562
My Zip Code:
90666
My Ethnicity:
Native American
My City:
Hollywood
My State:
ca
My Income:
Less than $30,000
Names of Schools attended and URLs
Google University
My Muscularity:
I Live At The Gym
My Body Type:
A lot more to love!
My Head Hair:
Lots
My Face Hair:
None
My Body Hair:
None
I'm looking for:
  1. Dating Girls
  2. Serious Relationships
  3. Friends
  4. Fun Between the Sheets
Between the Sheets I'm:
  1. Virgin
I kiss on the first date:
That and a whole lot more

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    Addicted

    1,000 messages? Impressive!
  7. 10

    Can't stop!

    You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
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    Keeps coming back

    30 messages posted. You must like it here!
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    First message

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