Recent content by niggaplease

I didn't know who you were talking about, so I looked him up. All I can say is why you puttin me on shout? That nicca was dumb, and makes an educated, upstanding gentleman like myself seem like your stereotypical KFC-eatin, cigarette bummin, three-inch fingernailed thug. Nigga, please.

you need some of that brown sugar, ni99a. The hard-packed kind, naw'mean?

Is this some attempt to make fun of the way we talk, jive ass honkey? Meet me at the IHOP tough guy. But wait till after I eat, I'm starving.

blacker than Sidney Poitier after a 2 week vacation in Tahiti.

You should play the lead in that new series "21 Jumpsuit"

I hop around like a bunny, hit all the elevator buttons, then shit in the corner. I should take me pants off though next time.

You should start the "worst alter ever" clan. Quite the inauspicous beginning you got here.

oh and by the way, this whole GL/Crak/JA screenplay for a new soap opera is as transparent as the fluid that comes out of my penis after three and four consecutive ejaculations.

now, if you say that aloud just as written, you get an awkward pause after love and it sounds Christopher Walkenish or William Shatnerish

dude... not cool