McSatan

Location

Nadsokor

My Stats:

I'm tall, you're small.

My Profile Headline

Juicer Extraordinaire

Occupation

I slipped in Walmart and Cole ted 19000 dollars. Never have to work a day in my life again.

My Favorite Music:

Country AND Western. And Black Metal.

My Favorite Movies:

This is where everyone tries to get clever and sarcastic. Or says Shawshank Redemption. It's probably something much stupider , something with the Rock in it.

My Favorite TV Shows:

Fox News. Anything with a blonde woman trying to sound like an intelligent man.

My Heros:

Solomon Grundy. He stronger than all Super Friends.

My Favorite Books:

I didn't even like books in jail.

My Favorite Sports:

Waste of time.

Cultural References:

I'm uninspired.

My Ideal Weekend would be:

Nude beach without the gays and elderly.

My Vices are:

Smoking, drinking, pills, bongs, beer. Not microbrewery bullshit.

What's in my refrigerator:

Like sauces and shit.

Stuff I really hate:

Social justice warriors.

Education:

In college

My Area Code:

666