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Gynocomastic Mike
I love pinatas that look like immigrants,and I like lesbians, but thats only because they like what i like.
My magic eight ball, eating endangered wildlife, and bum fighting.
My magic eight ball, eating endangered wildlife, and bum fighting.
- Location
- Im in bldg
- My Stats:
- 5'10" 186
- My Profile Headline
- I love soccer moms!
- Occupation
- Bathroom attendant
- My Favorite Music:
- The Super bowl shuffle (1985) Chicago Bears
- My Favorite Movies:
- Dirty Dancing and Grand Torino
- My Favorite TV Shows:
- Weeeeeeds
- My Heros:
- David Carradine and Phil Spector
- My Favorite Books:
- Dirty jokes from the holocaust
- My Favorite Sports:
- Steeple Chase and extreme eating
- Cultural References:
- Uhhh what? Museums?!?!? Fuck off!
- My Ideal Weekend would be:
- Uhh im married. Next question!
- My Vices are:
- wtf do they mean here?
- What's in my refrigerator:
- Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head.
- Stuff I really hate:
- Immigrants and handicapped parking spots
- Children:
- Proud parent
- Education:
- College graduate
- My Marital Status:
- Married
- Smoker:
- Yes
- Drinker
- Yes
- Sexual Orientation:
- Straight
- Religious:
- Yes
- My Religion:
- Catholic
- My Astrological Sign:
- Libra (Scales): Sept. 23-Oct. 22
- My Ethnicity:
- Other
- My State:
- ca
- My Income:
- $75,000 to $100,000
- Names of Schools attended and URLs
- CSULB
- My Muscularity:
- Some
- My Body Type:
- Athletic
- My Head Hair:
- None
- My Face Hair:
- Clean Shaven
- My Body Hair:
- Lots
- I'm looking for:
- Fun Between the Sheets
- Between the Sheets I'm:
- Virgin
- I kiss on the first date:
- That and a whole lot more
- My Pets:
- my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun.
