Recent content by Donald Trump

Share your eye deers?

I will build a wall between the Meccasikhans and us.

Can it be improved with a better foreign policy?

I will make the 29 pages public. Let's make America gay again!

I had a urinal custom made in the shape of her head. I piss in her mouth.

Woot is now managing part of my campanulingus. In an effort to reach out and be inclusive of the GBLT community.

You know Hillary was once a good friend of mine...but she...well she is a really horrible person. I mean just disgusting. She came to Melanias birthday party and got so drunk that she fell over and broke my giant penis statue.

I always pee in the shower. I pee in friends shower. I peed in Bill Clintons shower one night when we were experimenting with our penises.

She always took her meds on time but still she lost her mind.

When I become President I will be publicly punishing doctors who defy my order to cease abortions. Execution is on the cards. These guys are really big liars.

Women should punished for thinking.

The gay vote is very important to my campanus. When I am president there will be special squadrons of gays going to Syria and Europe. These squadrons will be peaceful and promote same sex marriage in Damascus and Mollanbeek.

They cum in all shapes and sizes.

As you guys know. My daughter had a child this week. I need suggestions on how we as a nation can promote gayness on a grass roots level.

Hi there. Now firstly let me just say one thing. When i become President and make Americans gay again I will be legalizing Marijuana across all 53 states. Water boarding is just great. I mean, i use it in the bedroom before i cum. It is so great. My penis is old...but it still functions.