Recent content by Bernie_Sanders

Women are very instrumental to me getting elected. Their simplistic minds and gullibility are key components to my campaign. Think of all the money you'll have left over to spend on hair dye and douches.

I was selling, er uh, giving away freemarijuana to minorities and liberal arts majors for decades. My policy is to have free marijuana dispersal units on every corner and in every school.

If elected, I will ensure that doctors who perform abortions will be entitled to, FREE abortions.