movie: paranormal activity

[swole]

if you almost puked at the camera always bouncing in blair witch project, this one will do it too

it was only when they kept the camera on them while they slept did it stay still. fml

if ever you think what happened was real in this film, please do yourself and favor and never see another movie again. in ur life. i believe ghosts and exorcisms exist, but this was just some lame attempt by some silicone valley herbs to make a buck.

i wanted to fight the boyfriend for his lameness.

it was mildly scary, just the last 5 minutes will freak u out because everything else was stupid fake and made me lol.

i'm surprised the ghetto peeps in the crowd were the ones who were most scared and shouting at scary scenes. it's not like there was an empty kool aid jug or job application being filmed

dats wacist

 

[bakemeacookie]

People are stupid and fell for marketing yet again. They fell for the blair witch shooting technique again. I'm glad hollywood got your 10 bucks, sucker!

c

 

[swole]

People are stupid and fell for marketing yet again. They fell for the blair witch shooting technique again. I'm glad hollywood got your 10 bucks, sucker!

c

i paid using guitar

 

[bakemeacookie]

i paid using guitar

you learn quickly my child

c

 

[lartinos]

POS movie, only went because the girl wanted too. She felt the same.

 

[OMEGA]

I was stupid enough to see Pandorum


easily the crappiest movie since district 9

 

[the_clockwork]

movie is still giving me nightmares

 

[AAP]

ok post the details of the last 15 mins.

I ain't gonna see this movie so don't worry about spoiling it for me.

 

[KillahBee]

i was about to rip you for even seeing such a silly predictable film but then i lol'd at "job app"

 

[swole]

ok post the details of the last 15 mins.

I ain't gonna see this movie so don't worry about spoiling it for me.

it's not even a true spoiler as someone with half a brain can figure out what happens...but here it is:







































boyfriend keeps antagonizing this spirit with ouija board and saying shit. at night while they film themselves random stuff happens. 1 night you hear the spirit. the next their door shuts. the next they hear banging downstairs. then he moves their covers. then 1 night the bf puts powder down on the floor and you see his footprints. they look like demon footprints. they lead to the attic and the bf finds an old pic of his gf with the edges burnt. they find it odd since the pic was left at their old house.

one night the demon actually pulls girl out of the bed by her feet and drags her down the hall. final night girl walks downstairs, screams loudly, bf runs after her, you hear more screaming then finally you see her carrying him up the stairs all possessed looking. her stomach is bloody. she throws his body at the camera all crazy n shit. then she sniffs his body, smiles at the cam and then her face turns slighly demonic and growls at camera when it shuts off.

teh. geigh.

 

[KillahBee]

it's not even a true spoiler as someone with half a brain can figure out what happens...but here it is:







































boyfriend keeps antagonizing this spirit with ouija board and saying shit. at night while they film themselves random stuff happens. 1 night you hear the spirit. the next their door shuts. the next they hear banging downstairs. then he moves their covers. then 1 night the bf puts powder down on the floor and you see his footprints. they look like demon footprints. they lead to the attic and the bf finds an old pic of his gf with the edges burnt. they find it odd since the pic was left at their old house.

one night the demon actually pulls girl out of the bed by her feet and drags her down the hall. final night girl walks downstairs, screams loudly, bf runs after her, you hear more screaming then finally you see her carrying him up the stairs all possessed looking. her stomach is bloody. she throws his body at the camera all crazy n shit. then she sniffs his body, smiles at the cam and then her face turns slighly demonic and growls at camera when it shuts off.

teh. geigh.

fuck me. is anyone else hard right now??

 

[-SD-]

And America Gets What It Deserves!!!!!11111

 

[lartinos]

Think of the porn movies being made spoofinf this now. When the girl was downstairs and she screamed I actually said outloud in the theater, "I think she found she's pregnant" People I didn't even knoiw started laughing.

 

[JDid23]

i heard it was funny by a few people who saw it

 

[iggy]

god damn swole. . . .
i had a bunch of college girls get all excited and tell me it was the scariest flick ever.

people are so damn stupid nowadays.
i'll see it but if it is remotely fake like you said, with bad acting, i will be majorly disapointed.

the girls actually told me it was based on a true story as well.

lol.

This just inspired me to make a new thread......