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My girl is seriously starting to irritate me....

Stryker1992

Stryker1992

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I have been with this girl a while and she knows all about me, but lately the fact that I shave most of the hair off my body has been an issue. She bitches while I am doing it, sighs and makes faces. She repeatedly tells me I am "gay" because I do this and seriously questions my sexual orientation. I am really tired of the process and listening to her bullshit. This is nothing new to her I have been doing it for ten years and well before we met.

I am seriously ready to backhand her ass if she complains again!

Smurfy...why don't you just marry me!
 
well she clearly doesnt like it. doesnt mean youre going to stop doing it. just tell her that. "hey, I know you dont prefer it, but Ive been doing it long before i knew you, and its MY choice. I prefer it. now STFU!"


haaha

If you were my man, Id probably tell you its sexy for a man to have some hair on his arms/legs/chest, but i certainly wouldnt berate you if you chose to continue shaving.
 
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Stryker1992 said:
I have been with this girl a while and she knows all about me, but lately the fact that I shave most of the hair off my body has been an issue. She bitches while I am doing it, sighs and makes faces. She repeatedly tells me I am "gay" because I do this and seriously questions my sexual orientation. I am really tired of the process and listening to her bullshit. This is nothing new to her I have been doing it for ten years and well before we met.

I am seriously ready to backhand her ass if she complains again!

Smurfy...why don't you just marry me!
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post non plat pics so we can see if you look gay :rainbow:
 
if you really care for this girl then pick your battles bro. i lost the one that i care for and wish i would have done things differently.
 
Stryker1992 said:
I have been with this girl a while and she knows all about me, but lately the fact that I shave most of the hair off my body has been an issue. She bitches while I am doing it, sighs and makes faces. She repeatedly tells me I am "gay" because I do this and seriously questions my sexual orientation. I am really tired of the process and listening to her bullshit. This is nothing new to her I have been doing it for ten years and well before we met.

I am seriously ready to backhand her ass if she complains again!

Smurfy...why don't you just marry me!
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what makes her start bitching about it now if she didntbefore?

if a girlfriend called me gay id take it as a challenge and try and bang her right then
 
Smurfy said:
well she clearly doesnt like it. doesnt mean youre going to stop doing it. just tell her that. "hey, I know you dont prefer it, but Ive been doing it long before i knew you, and its MY choice. I prefer it. now STFU!"


haaha

If you were my man, Id probably tell you its sexy for a man to have some hair on his arms/legs/chest, but i certainly wouldnt berate you if you chose to continue shaving.
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you also prefere dogs red rockets
 
Seems to me if you have sex with her best friend it will solve the problem.
See when she complains to her best friend "I think my bf is gay" her best friend will say something to defend you like "Uh, pretty sure he's not"
Simple enough...
 
what does she want a hairy guy? put her on her way...
 
Smurfy said:
well she clearly doesnt like it. doesnt mean youre going to stop doing it. just tell her that. "hey, I know you dont prefer it, but Ive been doing it long before i knew you, and its MY choice. I prefer it. now STFU!"


haaha

If you were my man, Id probably tell you its sexy for a man to have some hair on his arms/legs/chest, but i certainly wouldnt berate you if you chose to continue shaving.
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Smurf. sometimes your wise beyond your years. lol
 
Stryker1992 said:
best advice so far....
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lol really though...if shes unhappy what you do and you dont have kids or married leave her...plenty of other ones
 
There's clearly a deeper issue, delve into that if you haven't already.
 
Why haven't you told her to fuck off yet?
This should be a non-issue.

And since she's calling you gay then tell her she's getting it in the ass tonight
 
UA_Iron said:
Why haven't you told her to fuck off yet?
This should be a non-issue.

And since she's calling you gay then tell her she's getting it in the ass tonight
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Or just turn it around on her and start saying she's a lesbian.
 
Seriously, why haven't you? Don't keep that shit bottled up bro. It's gonna explode one day.
 
Sounds abusive. I mean, if she thinks it's silly for you to go through all that (meaning she loves you the way you are) then what she would say is something to the effect of, "Baby, you know you don't have to do all that to please me. I love you just the way you are. If you are more comfortable because it pleases YOU then by all means, keep doing it. But I really want you to know that you don't HAVE TO keep doing it just to please me."

It would be just as bad if you were hairy as an ape from the word JUMP and all of the sudden she started giving you shit about how come you won't wax/shave that shit - makes you look like an ape or caveman, whathaveyou.

Not cool to down someone you are supposed to like *just the way they are*.
 
put it in her ass, make it hurt, fuck as many of her friends as possible, and her sister too. When you've done this, dump her and make sure she knows all about it.
 
Stryker1992 said:
I have been with this girl a while and she knows all about me, but lately the fact that I shave most of the hair off my body has been an issue. She bitches while I am doing it, sighs and makes faces. She repeatedly tells me I am "gay" because I do this and seriously questions my sexual orientation. I am really tired of the process and listening to her bullshit. This is nothing new to her I have been doing it for ten years and well before we met.

I am seriously ready to backhand her ass if she complains again!

Smurfy...why don't you just marry me!
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Wise up guy! Simply don't shave when she's there with you! Most chicks think it is some gay shit! I used Neet or Nair! At least keep the chest hair! Don't backhand her. She can have you arrested simply by showing that injury in some ER! Have a nice wedding! LOL
 
ceo said:
put it in her ass, make it hurt, fuck as many of her friends as possible, and her sister too. When you've done this, dump her and make sure she knows all about it.
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This CEO's advice no matter what relationship your're in.
And I am a firm beleiver in it..
 
calveless wonder said:
LOL.....why is she with you then?

this is like the most frivilous argument i ever seen
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and this is "like" the 20th time I told you to quit talking like a girl.....
 
slat1 said:
Seems to me if you have sex with her best friend it will solve the problem.
See when she complains to her best friend "I think my bf is gay" her best friend will say something to defend you like "Uh, pretty sure he's not"
Simple enough...
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^^ manology 101 at it's best....
 
Dude, seriously you can't take a little heat from the lady. Take your skirt off bro, haha.
 
just tell her, "is this gay?" and whip out your dick.

she will either,
A.) Love it
B.) Get even madder

but it will be hilarious regardless.
 
She probably doesn't like feeling the sensation of sandpaper whenever she touches any part of your body...or maybe the pus-filled ingrown hairs just aren't getting her off like they used to.

Shaving your chest/abdomen is one thing...but shaving your limbs (legs and arms) is pretty weird.
 
Men should only spend so much time grooming.
dont be a baboon but dont be a bitch either.
you might be gay and not even know it.
 
heavy_duty said:
Men should only spend so much time grooming.
dont be a baboon but dont be a bitch either.
you might be gay and not even know it.
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that's what i'm thinking.
the fact that his own girl has called him out for being gaye, and it apparently rattled him enough to post about it on here...my guess is there is some deepseated faggotry, waiting to romantically explode on some hairless dude wonder.

i think male grooming is def required...but bros have been getting carried away with it over the last few years...the macho man of old is now a hairless metrosexual bordering on the edge of faggotry.
in a way i can feel for his gal...she's frustrated with her man's lack of machoness and her vag yearns for a manly man, not a androygouns bro in designer jeans.
 
Shaving your body is gay? Some chicks don't like hairy bear looking guys and some do. You found the wrong one for you. Dump her before she dumps you and move on. Sure it sucks but it beats marrying her and finding out what a real bitch she is
 
Bino said:
that's what i'm thinking.
the fact that his own girl has called him out for being gaye, and it apparently rattled him enough to post about it on here...my guess is there is some deepseated faggotry, waiting to romantically explode on some hairless dude wonder.

i think male grooming is def required...but bros have been getting carried away with it over the last few years...the macho man of old is now a hairless metrosexual bordering on the edge of faggotry.
in a way i can feel for his gal...she's frustrated with her man's lack of machoness and her vag yearns for a manly man, not a androygouns bro in designer jeans.
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"Faggotry and metrosexua?l!!" LMAO Why don't you submit does two words to Webster's for a good laugh! LOL
 
bro i know the feeling my new tail'son this whole kick of me wearing my jeans to baggy and went out and had to buy me a few pair just so she could lokk at my ass and comment how sexy it was and then right there in KOLhs changing room I filled her vag with 20cc of chawk and I haven't heard a thing about metrosexual look or anything else!Bro you got to find a women who's more into you not just how you groom your body hair or how hairless you are I mean I can see the whole women wanting there men to have some fuzz but like i told my girl " I don't live in the gym to get abs like this just to let hair over grow then!" She went out and got me a giant container of Veet and hasn't said a word about it ! Hell she let's her GF's rub my abs to just show off how good she thinks they look. Funny thing I found my girl was BI this way .Her GF was all like nice abs and she had DD's and my test kicked in and bam she's licking her and I'm finger banging them both one on each hand as they play catch the chawk with my junk! So you never know just keep it up and you'll find that perfect one one day even if your in love with this one it to shall pass!FMT
 
6FULLMETALTRUCKIE9 said:
bro i know the feeling my new tail'son this whole kick of me wearing my jeans to baggy and went out and had to buy me a few pair just so she could lokk at my ass and comment how sexy it was and then right there in KOLhs changing room I filled her vag with 20cc of chawk and I haven't heard a thing about metrosexual look or anything else!Bro you got to find a women who's more into you not just how you groom your body hair or how hairless you are I mean I can see the whole women wanting there men to have some fuzz but like i told my girl " I don't live in the gym to get abs like this just to let hair over grow then!" She went out and got me a giant container of Veet and hasn't said a word about it ! Hell she let's her GF's rub my abs to just show off how good she thinks they look. Funny thing I found my girl was BI this way .Her GF was all like nice abs and she had DD's and my test kicked in and bam she's licking her and I'm finger banging them both one on each hand as they play catch the chawk with my junk! So you never know just keep it up and you'll find that perfect one one day even if your in love with this one it to shall pass!FMT
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i tried reading this and had a seizure
 
Bino said:
that's what i'm thinking.
the fact that his own girl has called him out for being gaye, and it apparently rattled him enough to post about it on here...my guess is there is some deepseated faggotry, waiting to romantically explode on some hairless dude wonder.

i think male grooming is def required...but bros have been getting carried away with it over the last few years...the macho man of old is now a hairless metrosexual bordering on the edge of faggotry.
in a way i can feel for his gal...she's frustrated with her man's lack of machoness and her vag yearns for a manly man, not a androygouns bro in designer jeans.
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I trim up the pubes. Chick is more willing to put it in her mouth if it doesnt look like a jungle.

I dont shave my face, ever. Just trim it down.

I tan sometimes - makes me look bigger and clears up backne instantly.

You're a fag.
 
Bino said:
that's what i'm thinking.
the fact that his own girl has called him out for being gaye, and it apparently rattled him enough to post about it on here...my guess is there is some deepseated faggotry, waiting to romantically explode on some hairless dude wonder.

i think male grooming is def required...but bros have been getting carried away with it over the last few years...the macho man of old is now a hairless metrosexual bordering on the edge of faggotry.
in a way i can feel for his gal...she's frustrated with her man's lack of machoness and her vag yearns for a manly man, not a androygouns bro in designer jeans.
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Ya, okay bro... You can have the bitch and the two of you can compare manly stories
 
ua_iron said:
i trim up the pubes. Chick is more willing to put it in her mouth if it doesnt look like a jungle.

I dont shave my face, ever. Just trim it down.

I tan sometimes - makes me look bigger and clears up backne instantly.

You're a fag.
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exactly....
 
Stryker1992 said:
Ya, okay bro... You can have the bitch and the two of you can compare manly stories
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lol!
i shave everything too, at least once a week
not the legs though.
just busting balls...but usually with these types of things
there is another side.
is it a possibillity that your meticulousness could be annoying, or maybe complusive?
i could how having a dude constantly shaving his berries and making a mess could annoy some vaghaving types.
 
How old is she? My boyfriend used to shave everything and although I didn't particularly like it, especially when he did his legs ... I don't recall ever calling him gay lol
 
Stryker1992 said:
Yup, she is gone...started dating or shall I say hanging out with a major hottie this weekend. No touching yet so too soon to tell!
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Awesome dude. Cant let chicks vex your head in such a manner I decided. I've been there, they're all nuts.

We've all had our weak moments.
 
im tryin to wait on this dipshit "kyle" to retrieve my login info for me ....

im just gonna start with 2500 again
 
dood I was eating dinner..sorry


I went long on most the EU yesterday at about 3 or 4 pm pacific. Up quite a bit. Ill hold it till it gives me a strong reason to jump out.
 
looks like its in a swing low on some of the shorter bars

u check and see how the asian markets are doin? looks like the dollar and yen pairs are getting killed over the last 90min or so
 
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