CalvelessWonder=South beach healother??

[binö]

neither can close the deal.
discuss

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[binö]

lol

we need some new avatars
a great way for both of us to get bant would be to put the silverstar 'tar back up

 

[bigmann245]

we need some new avatars
a great way for both of us to get bant would be to put the silverstar 'tar back up

only a fool would fall for that.......again...

 

[puddlemonkey]

we need some new avatars
a great way for both of us to get bant would be to put the silverstar 'tar back up

True

I've never had a banning before.

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ comparing me to healother

scandalous douche

i do have problems closing, but the girls i don't close with are usually 9+.

the ones i do close with aren't so bad.

i turn down pussy, healother doesn't.

i'm sure youd still jerkoff to my leftovers

 

[binö]

lol @ comparing me to healother

scandalous douche

i do have problems closing, but the girls i don't close with are usually 9+.

the ones i do close with aren't so bad.

i turn down pussy, healother doesn't.

making fun of healother makes my slow (as of late) sex life seem awesome

 

[calveless wonder]

i go through phases....

when i first broke up with my ex, i had a slur of hot girls. (but i also had money and just jumped on the juice)

then i went through a phase of no tang....or tang i didn't want that i turned down.

then i went through a phase of meeting lots of hot girls, but then having them flake.

now i'm in a phase where i'm meeting quality women(smart, attractive, have good jobs) and things are going well.

 

[nefertiti]

neither can close the deal.
discuss

Calve could get laid easily if he were willing to lower his standards to a 5.5 type girl such as myself ( ). Healother couldn't even close with the D loving chubber who hangs out with her hot friends desperately hoping to catch some fall off.

 

[silverstar1025]

we need some new avatars
a great way for both of us to get bant would be to put the silverstar 'tar back up

I dare you! lol

 

[calveless wonder]

this thread really took off.

try again national enquirer

 

[nimbus]

damn nef went to BAT for you

 

[calveless wonder]

 

[-SD-]

lol @ comparing calveless to floxygel.

 

[swole]

lmfao @ comparing him to healother

calve's my brother from a different mother

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

swole is related to healother too?

 

[binö]

this thread really took off.

try again national enquirer

it's fixing to blow up

 

[binö]

Calve could get laid easily if he were willing to lower his standards to a 5.5 type girl such as myself ( ). Healother couldn't even close with the D loving chubber who hangs out with her hot friends desperately hoping to catch some fall off.

you're a little arrogant
4.5 tops, maybe a 5 after 10 henikens

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ouch

 

[calveless wonder]

you're a little arrogant
4.5 tops, maybe a 5 after 10 henikens

lol @ bino's attempt to save face by stealing my jokes

 

[jnevin]

CW's hand falls asleep when he jerks off.

 

[calveless wonder]

CW's hand falls asleep when he jerks off.

hgh side effect

 

[jnevin]

hgh side effect

I think it loses interest.

 

[binö]

lol @ bino's attempt to save face by stealing my jokes

save face?
what?

 

[nefertiti]

you're a little arrogant
4.5 tops, maybe a 5 after 10 henikens

lol, that's only a one point differential! I think I get some leeway in light of, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder," at least!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Calve could get laid easily if he were willing to lower his standards to a 5.5 type girl such as myself ( ). Healother couldn't even close with the D loving chubber who hangs out with her hot friends desperately hoping to catch some fall off.

me either

 

[all the whey]

lmfao @ comparing him to healother

calve's my brother from a different mother

"Oh, look at me and calve. We're on steriods"

 

[binö]

lol, that's only a one point differential! I think I get some leeway in light of, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder," at least!

if a 6
turned out to be a 9
i don't mind
i dont mind

 

[all the whey]

Calve could get laid easily if he were willing to lower his standards to a 5.5 type girl such as myself ( ). Healother couldn't even close with the D loving chubber who hangs out with her hot friends desperately hoping to catch some fall off.

The robot is always right!

 

[jnevin]

"Oh, look at me and calve. We're on steriods"

lmao

You just don't understand the level of dedication it takes to be this dedicated to steroids.

 

[OMEGA]

temporarily stickeid

 

[jnevin]

LOL @ this getting stickied.

 

[nimbus]

shots fired

 

[layinback]

CW is cool in my book.

he's got his problems and at least he's honest about it.

shit we're human......we all have problems.

not everyone is honest about it

 

[calveless wonder]

LOL @ this getting stickied.

LOL wtf?

omega, i hate you

coincidently, i recently met an amazing, beautiful, well rounded girl and i think i'm falling in love.
only the 2nd time i've ever felt like this about anybody

she's already tripping over me..instant chemistry type of deal

 

[all the whey]

LOL wtf?

omega, i hate you

coincidently, i recently met an amazing, beautiful, well rounded girl and i think i'm falling in love.
only the 2nd time i've ever felt like this about anybody

she's already tripping over me..instant chemistry type of deal

well rounded girl = fat chick = slump buster

 

[OMEGA]

LOL wtf?

omega, i hate you

i hat you

http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/images/blog/mistakes-pink-hat.jpg

 

[calveless wonder]

well rounded girl = fat chick = slump buster

not yet

but she's cuban so in a few years i'm sure her metabolism will take a dump (which is what will happen to her)

 

[all the whey]

not yet

but she's cuban so in a few years i'm sure her metabolism will take a dump (which is what will happen to her)

I love Cuban women!@

 

[calveless wonder]

I love Cuban women!@

they're hot, loyal and sweet but like jewish chicks they're very princessy. daddy gives them everything. and unfortunately they have a tendency to get fat as they get older. cuban food doesn't help (greasy shit)

coincidently, i haven't dated many cuban chicks even being cuban. minus one here or there

i ended up with more columbian, venezulan, brazilian and an argentinian(once). At least as far as latin chicks go.

 

[jnevin]

LOL wtf?

omega, i hate you

coincidently, i recently met an amazing, beautiful, well rounded girl and i think i'm falling in love.
only the 2nd time i've ever felt like this about anybody

she's already tripping over me..instant chemistry type of deal

Oh fucking come on...

 

[calveless wonder]

Oh fucking come on...

LOL!

i'm being serious jackass. not tripping or being stupid or insecure.
in fact i'm chillin and laying back. but there's no question she's not the average girl. its like life hasnt corrupted her yet...and its almost bizarre how similar our way of thinking is.

no SWV tho

 

[puddlemonkey]

coincidently, i recently met an amazing, beautiful, well rounded girl and i think i'm falling in love.
only the 2nd time i've ever felt like this about anybody

Run. Before its too late.

she's already tripping over me..

I'd be tripping over you too, but don't look for any hidden reasons for it, its because you're 4'11" and we just can't see you.

 

[Cal_21]

"Oh, look at me and calve. We're on steriods"

ollolololl

 

[The Race The Hunt]

if a 6
turned out to be a 9
i don't mind
i dont mind

FANTASTIC Hendrix reference right here, people.

 

[heatherrae]

lol @ comparing me to healother

scandalous douche

i do have problems closing, but the girls i don't close with are usually 9+.

the ones i do close with aren't so bad.

i turn down pussy, healother doesn't.

i'm sure youd still jerkoff to my leftovers

The ones younger than 9 totally dig ya, huh?

 

[calveless wonder]

The ones younger than 9 totally dig ya, huh?

we need our own heatherrae crappy joke emoticon

 

[all the whey]

The ones younger than 9 totally dig ya, huh?

(no kb)

 

[jnevin]

we need our own heatherrae crappy joke emoticon

That was brutal.

 

[heatherrae]

we need our own heatherrae crappy joke emoticon

lol.


ouch.

 

[calveless wonder]

i could close any and every EF chick

but thats like hunting goldfish with dynamite

 

[all the whey]

i could close any and every EF chick

but thats like hunting goldfish with dynamite

 

[nimbus]

i could close any and every EF chick

but thats like hunting goldfish with dynamite

cdubs is so good he can even close alters; after he worked his magic on goosehunter, jh1 didnt shit right for a week

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I dare you! lol

You're a silverstar
that is what you are
shining bright for thee
whole world to see

 

[calveless wonder]

cdubs is so good he can even close alters; after he worked his magic on goosehunter, jh1 didnt shit right for a week

lol....thanks. i just spit my sweet potatos everywhere

 

[heatherrae]

lol....thanks. i just spit my sweet potatos everywhere

Devin does the same thing.

 

[heatherrae]

I got some spare bibs.

 

[jnevin]

LOL!

i'm being serious jackass. not tripping or being stupid or insecure.
in fact i'm chillin and laying back. but there's no question she's not the average girl. its like life hasnt corrupted her yet...and its almost bizarre how similar our way of thinking is.

no SWV tho

We need a reaching for something that isn't there emoticon.

 

[calveless wonder]

We need a reaching for something that isn't there emoticon.

quit talking about yourself so negatively

 

[jnevin]

quit talking about yourself so negatively

I don't know another way to think about myself anymore.

 

[nimbus]

always awkward when fake insults turn out to be truee

 

[binö]

always awkward when fake insults turn out to be truee

what?
i really doubt calveless is south beach healother
i just loll at the thought of different regional healothers
maybe i'm the healother of the midwest and i just don't realize it yet

 

[calveless wonder]

what?
i really doubt calveless is south beach healother
i just loll at the thought of different regional healothers
maybe i'm the healother of the midwest and i just don't realize it yet

he meant me and jnevs exchange. nigbus would never disgrace me like that lol

and nimbus, thats one of the few people on this board that it isn't awkward with

 

[puddlemonkey]

TOTW?

 

[nimbus]

correct, i meant the jnevs exchange.

 

[jnevin]

I'm at my wit's end.

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm at my wit's end.

could you feasibly have the baby and split, but take care of the kid and have it be on good terms?

You're going to be miserable forever otherwise dood

 

[binö]

could you feasibly have the baby and split, but take care of the kid and have it be on good terms?

You're going to be miserable forever otherwise dood

in the history of american mankind, has it ever worked out like that?
hell no, you split the chic will be a cvnt and hoard the kid and bust balls in the custody proceddings

 

[calveless wonder]

in the history of american mankind, has it ever worked out like that?
hell no, you split the chic will be a cvnt and hoard the kid and bust balls in the custody proceddings

no

i just dont want to see my brosky miserable and trapped

 

[binö]

no

i just dont want to see my brosky miserable and trapped

sometimes a kiddo breathes new life and love into a household
maybe that will be the case here

 

[all the whey]

in the history of american mankind, has it ever worked out like that?
hell no, you split the chic will be a cvnt and hoard the kid and bust balls in the custody proceddings

usually

But, not all. (of course)

jnev seems like a smart guy who would not knock up a girl who is absolutely fucking nuts.

 

[puddlemonkey]

usually

But, not all. (of course)

jnev seems like a smart guy who would not knock up a girl who is absolutely fucking nuts.

Yeah, I've got nothing but respect for nevy. Hope things work out for the best. In the future look for the ones that are already knocked up.

 

[jnevin]

could you feasibly have the baby and split, but take care of the kid and have it be on good terms?

You're going to be miserable forever otherwise dood

I'm honestly doing ok in that area. I'm excited as hell to have my little girl. I've been looking at all the bedding and clothes and shit. I've actually been better about communicating with the woahman too. The baby has made me really want to make that better.

I guess kind of like CW I've really just been in a funk. I think it's from work and the fact that the way I'd been doing business and was doing extremely well with things the way they were is not something that works anymore. I've had to completely change the way I earn money. I'm not making as much and I'm working 3x as hard as I was. Throw a baby into the mix and the fact that my house isn't what I want it to be right now and we need 2 new cars, and I'm freaking out. A fifth and a 6-pack every 2 days makes things just fucking stupid as well.

 

[all the whey]

sometimes a kiddo breathes new life and love into a household
maybe that will be the case here

That is positive thinking.

But, most times it makes more stress and makes things worse. (in my opinion)

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm honestly doing ok in that area. I'm excited as hell to have my little girl. I've been looking at all the bedding and clothes and shit. I've actually been better about communicating with the woahman too. The baby has made me really want to make that better.

I guess kind of like CW I've really just been in a funk. I think it's from work and the fact that the way I'd been doing business and was doing extremely well with things the way they were is not something that works anymore. I've had to completely change the way I earn money. I'm not making as much and I'm working 3x as hard as I was. Throw a baby into the mix and the fact that my house isn't what I want it to be right now and we need 2 new cars, and I'm freaking out. A fifth and a 6-pack every 2 days makes things just fucking stupid as well.

that's everybody in the industry mang...you just had it so good for so long.

i had the same transition when subprime took a shit and i freaked out (this past summer).I didn't really work or have a job for months till i found my new shop. I was thinking about going back to school etc.
just gotta ride it out for a couple of years till the glory days return.

it's only temporary....just remind yourself of that

 

[all the whey]

I'm honestly doing ok in that area. I'm excited as hell to have my little girl. I've been looking at all the bedding and clothes and shit. I've actually been better about communicating with the woahman too. The baby has made me really want to make that better.

I guess kind of like CW I've really just been in a funk. I think it's from work and the fact that the way I'd been doing business and was doing extremely well with things the way they were is not something that works anymore. I've had to completely change the way I earn money. I'm not making as much and I'm working 3x as hard as I was. Throw a baby into the mix and the fact that my house isn't what I want it to be right now and we need 2 new cars, and I'm freaking out. A fifth and a 6-pack every 2 days makes things just fucking stupid as well.

Sounds like a lot of stress.

Good luck bro.

 

[puddlemonkey]

stress sucks

 

[jnevin]

that's everybody in the industry mang...you just had it so good for so long.

i had the same transition when subprime took a shit and i freaked out (this past summer).I didn't really work or have a job for months till i found my new shop. I was thinking about going back to school etc.
just gotta ride it out for a couple of years till the glory days return.

it's only temporary....just remind yourself of that

It just makes me so fucking mad that I put so much work into building things up in a way that I was sure would last and really made it work. Then the fucking cunts I was working with weren't set up to handle this dip and I'm back to square one. I want to fuck them all up.

 

[calveless wonder]

It just makes me so fucking mad that I put so much work into building things up in a way that I was sure would last and really made it work. Then the fucking cunts I was working with weren't set up to handle this dip and I'm back to square one. I want to fuck them all up.

you want directions to home depot?

 

[jnevin]

stress sucks

Yeah it does. I'll wake up at 4:00 a.m. and just lie there tossing and turning with my mind racing. I had pneumonia and couldn't work out for a month. I've been going back for the last week and it's been helping a little. That just drained me and I'm out of shape so I can't work all of my stress off. Plus, I'm over a team of 5 guys and I really want them to do ok, so it's like I'm working on my files and theirs. I think I'll die soon.

 

[jnevin]

you want directions to home depot?

lmao

I've gone there and had him cut some boards for me just to make him do it. I'll walk out of there with the shit and just leave it on the cart in the parking lot.