Posted by S3 on March 10, 1997 at 10:20:33:
In Reply to: S3 and the Church of D-Sos Christ of the Decrease the Day Cycles posted by Rugger on March 07, 1997 at 13:55:50:
Rugger, I like it. I like it alot.
I wonder how complex a form the IRS would come out with
to calculate the fair market value of the gear you
received for donations, or would they set
up a depreciation table. better yet, they'd probably
find a way to tax you on lean muscle mass gain.
IRS Form 1050 AS
If your LBM gain is greater thatn 8 lbs in a one month period,
take the greater of either your daily protein intake, or your
max bench press, and multiply be .25 of your gross calorie
intake. Take the resulting amount, multiply by your
annualized donation amount deduction, and forward your
check to Bill and Hillary's house!
S3
A.S. Evangelist, Govt. Antagonist
I think we should all join S3's "religion". Hell, wierder shit goes on. There's a church/cult here in Minnesota that enjoys various religious freedoms to worship UFO's. We could even be dickheads and claim our gear bills as tax-deductible donations to the church...