Posted by X-Man on February 18, 1997 at 22:44:58:
In Reply to: Re: Message to ASIA THE INVINCIBLE posted by UNABOMBER on February 18, 1997 at 16:22:39:
: It seems obvious that Asia isn't getting any pussy. How is he supossed to do interval training sex without a partner? He should do what I do. I do interval monkey spank training. It doesn't quite get the full body aerobic workout that sex does, but I have a pretty ripped right forearm. My grip strength far exceeds that of the normal man, and my sexual frustration level is low. I was kind of thinking of suggesting to Asia that he should just whack it at bedtime to help him fall asleep, but then I thought that if he was asleep we wouldn't be getting any more of those hilarious posts from him. I kind of like the sexually frustrated Asia. He's kind of cool. ANARCHY!
Bomber, you fucking wimp. Interval Monkey Spanking? Until you make it to Interval Gorilla Spanking you should keep quiet! Besides, if Asia's as ripped at 230 as he claims he might rip his unit off and die of massive blood loss.
!ANARCHY!