Posted by Another Jeff (aka Dr. Ruth) on February 18, 1997 at 16:51:15:
In Reply to: Re: Message to ASIA THE INVINCIBLE posted by UNABOMBER on February 18, 1997 at 16:22:39:
: : I read your posts about Bill Phillips, EAS, MM2K, fitness babes and various sordid
: : details of some of your sexual frustrations and fantacies and both agree with and was
: : embarrassed by some of it. I am trying to remember a post from several weeks ago-
: : Are you the guy that made a post that he was having trouble falling asleep? Staying up
: : 'till 3AM ranting about your sex life frustrations on this board is a pretty good
: : indication that you do need sleep. I find that an evening of HIT sex with my wife done
: : as interval training is both aerobicly beneficial, burns calories, relieves sexual
: : tension and the refractory period that follows makes it easier to sleep. I suggest you
: : try HIT interval training sex before bed at nite for a good nite's sleep.
: : Dr. Ruth (not)
: It seems obvious that Asia isn't getting any pussy. How is he supossed to do interval training sex without a partner? He should do what I do. I do interval monkey spank training. It doesn't quite get the full body aerobic workout that sex does, but I have a pretty ripped right forearm. My grip strength far exceeds that of the normal man, and my sexual frustration level is low. I was kind of thinking of suggesting to Asia that he should just whack it at bedtime to help him fall asleep, but then I thought that if he was asleep we wouldn't be getting any more of those hilarious posts from him. I kind of like the sexually frustrated Asia. He's kind of cool. ANARCHY!
Yo Asia, I was just kidding around with the Dr Ruth
thing man. Dont forget that frequent sex will lower
your inhibin hormone levels thus possibly increasing
your natural testosterone levels by shutting down
the inhibin feedback to the hypothalamus (no joke).
Plus, like I said, the refractory period that follows
will help you get to sleep and relieve all the
apparent frustrations you are suffering from. When
you do get to sleep, I bet you dream about Monica
Brant? Anyway good luck with the sleep thing.
Another Jeff (aka Dr Ruth)