Posted by I'm Feelin It !!!! on February 14, 1997 at 18:41:43:
Well, My friends are feelin the the repurcussions of the Greek squeeze. My friends
were ordering the grey market items from a local source who in turn was getting it
from a Greek source...no more! I want to become an informant just like Butt
Plug Phillips. For my first good deed I have a lead for the DEA. My friends
grandma has been ordering Retin-A from the old country (Europe, duh) sometimes 2-3
tubes at a time, and I saw my next door neighbor tear the tag off his mattress,
and I don't think he had written or prior consent. Boy, I feel better. Forget
the coke and heroin coming into the country by the shiploads (those Columbians
have guns) there are serious crimes being committed right. Oh yeah... my sister
isn't paying for cable. Go get 'em boys!! Now I can have playmates, fast cars, and
a supplement company, just like Butt Plug. All you have to do is fuck over everyone else.
I feel sooo good.