Posted by BOB DOLE on February 11, 1997 at 09:51:50:
In Reply to: Synthrol posted by Mike on February 11, 1997 at 09:09:34:
YEAH, IT SEEMS THAT 200 YEARS AGO, ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE SENT A SPACECRAFT LOADED WITH SYNTHROL. THE SPACECRAFT WAS THEN HIDDEN WHEN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS BEGAN THINKING OF THE MONSTEROUS SIZE IT WOULD PUT ON PEOPLE. FOR FEAR OF LOSING THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO A BAND OF 350LB MILITIA LEADERS, THEY PUT THIS SHIP IN A CAVE HIDDEN FROM SOCIETY UNTIL TODAY! NOW, AFTER YEARS IN WAIT, A SMART BUSINESSMAN HAS UNLOCKED THE KEY TO MASSIVE SIZE WITH ONE EASY INJECTION! IMAGINE HOW BIG YOU PECKER WILL NOW BECOME! LOOK, DON'T BUY STUPID CRAP IN HOPES THAT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK. BUY SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY PROVEN TO WORK!