Posted by S.B.C on February 07, 1997 at 20:03:03:
It has come to my attention that some of you may be suffering from enlarged testicular syndrome brought about by an acute lack of oil in the buttocks.
Through months of intensive research we have found a cure for this problem. The problem is that supplies of this miracle cure are limited, so to ensure you get your share email me ASAP !
If you don't understand this message then please don't write, after all a sense of humour is a prerequisite of treatment.