Posted by Anna on February 04, 1997 at 22:07:38:
In Reply to: Re: Everyone Needs A Merk Index Here's Where to Order posted by THE SLINGER on February 04, 1997 at 21:52:07:
: : Merk Index, the Bible to all chemical compounds... Dan uses, Pat A. swears by it and anyone in pharmaceutical research owns or at least knows where to get ahold of one.
: : I usually borrow Lori's but she's beginning to get annoyed so boys and girls here's the address:
: : Since this is general knoweldge to some I don't think anyone is going to get MAD
: : Besides, it's just a reference book....
: : MERK....commited to bringing out the best in medicine
: : 1-800-659-6598 EXT 751
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: ALRIGHT!!! YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS. DO ME A FAVOR AND TAPE IT FOR ME. ILL PAY TOP $$$$ TO SEE YOU SET YOURSELF ON FIRE OR BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE. OR ON SECOND THOUGHT, SEND THE TAPE TO AMERICA'S FUNNIEST VIDEOS AND PICK UP AN EXTRA $10 000.00 FOR THEM. DAN'S A WUSS. HE SAYS HE MAKES HIS OWN STUFF, WHAT HE MEANS IS HE MAKES SOME POOR MEXICAN COOK UP HIS STUFF FOR 0.33$ AN HOUR.
: : Brand Spanking Latest Edition 12th... $45.00
: : or for those of you who'd like to remain anonym. since if you didn't know by now that the FEDS now where/what and who you buy from each time you use that little plastic card
: : ..I usually use MO since I think my bussiness is my own and NOT BIG BROTHERS
: : the address is Merk and Co.. Merk Publishing Group
: : PO BOX 2000, RY7-220
: : Rahway, NJ 07065-0900
: : For those who like it on CD ROM.. the number is 1-800-634-9196
: : All the good stuff and more and best of all it'll give you knew and wild ideas of things to come in the future
: : HINT.. the future involves using Ab to get more muscles!
: : Hope this doesn't piss off anyone... I can't see why not and NO I NOR Lori are associated with Merk or have worked for Merk although they do have a good benefit plan!
It's dumb ignorant SOBs like THE SLINGER that shouldn't read this post. If he had any chemical knoweldge he'd know the value of the Merk Index. No stupid, it's not solely used to make stuff. You can use it as a
valuable reference to see
1. if your shit is real, but I forgot, YOUR A GENIUS
2. figure out if there are any nasty chemical interactions, but I forgot, YOU CANNOT DIE
3. solve simple problems like how to extract out estrogen from less desirable compounds, WHICH OBVIOUSLY YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT.
Quit reading and adding to my post as well as Lori's.
There are probably plenty of people that wanted to get a hold of this reference but didn't know how.
Your the perfect example of LIVING IGNORANCE!