Posted by Unique on January 25, 1997 at 15:30:05:
In Reply to: WHAT REAL COPS DO-EAT YOUR HEART OUT MR DEA! posted by S3 on January 24, 1997 at 22:35:34:
: I have a side business as a Martial Arts Instructor that eventually branched
: into personal training as well. One of my trainees ( a county cop) related
: the following story to me this afternoon. I wasn't there to witness it, but
: from what I know of this person, I believe it to be true (although there may
: be some embelishment). This cop, I'll call him K, has been training Kenpo and
: Combat Hapkido with me for two years. Beyond his martial arts skills, he cycles
: Deca and Anavar about twice a year, and looks impressive as hell! Six foot,
: 220 lbs. and really cut. He's also one of the guys who's bi's and tri's are a
: little to big for the rest of him, and geez I wish I had that kind of problem
: with symmetry.
: Anyhow, K is patrolling a parking lot in back of an outdoor mall and spots a car
: with interior light on in a far corner. He calls for backup, and waits while
: watching the vehicle carefully. Before backup arrives the cars occupants spot
: K, gun the engine and take off. K calls it in, and pursues, hoping that his
: backup can cut him off at the parking lot exit. Well the guy makes it out of
: the lot, and literally drive off the road, down an embankment and into a wooded
: area we're he ditches and takes off on foot. K has to get out of his cruiser to
: pursue, and as he runs by the car sees a body slumped over in the backseat.
: He approaches carefully and finds this 16 year old girl in hysterics. Backup
: arrives and takes care of her, while K goes further into the woods. Eventually
: other cops arrive, as do the K-9 teams. The dogs flush the scumbag out of
: hiding, and he quite literally runs (its dark and there are a lot of trees)
: right into K, who literally puts the guy in a reverse choke hold and squeezes
: until the guy goes unconcious (For those familiar with these things-yes choke
: holds are still considered excessive force, and can carry penalties up to
: expulsion- but a lot of cops still use it, and they should. It is an
: effective way to effect tactical control over an adversaries actions, and
: in fact if done properly is rarely dangerous). Anyhow, K chokes this guy out,
: they take him in and process the dude (Turns out he has warrants in three
: states for various Felonies) . Turns out he had enticed this gal to
: go for a ride with him, by offering her some LSD. Gets her fucked up and then
: starts trying to rape her, but spots K's cruiser, and decides to get the hell
: out of dodge. (What an idiot, even if he got away, the cops would have had
: his car and a way to trace him). K's excited as hell, cause county cops three
: years on the force don't have stuff like this happen very often. He's king shit
: at the station and lovin every minute of it, and tells me that even though
: he knows that this gal will probably end up in trouble some where down the
: road, and this scumbag will probably never do real time, he made a difference
: for today.
: HEY WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY, MR DEA MAN? INTERCEPT ANY GOOD E-MAILS! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO
: BE SITTING AT THAT KEYBOARD, WHILE YOUR BUDDIES DROP OUT OF PLANES UNDER COVER
: OF DARKNESS, WITH HIGH ALTITUDE LOW OPENING JUMPS TO INSERT INTO HONDURAS, OR
: THE YUCATAN, WONDERING IF THE PLASTIQUE THEY"RE CARRYING WILL BLOW THEM TO BITS
: WHEN THEY LAND, OR WHAT KIND OF FIRE POWER THEY'LL BE UP AGAINST WHEN THEY
: GET TO THE CARTELS STRONG HOLD! HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN EVEN COUNTY TRAFFIC COPS
: GET BIG AND STRONG ON STEROIDS, AND HAPPEN INTO BUSTS WHERE THEY SAVE SOME
: POOR SCREWED UP TEEN FROM GETTING RAPED, AND LOCK UP A FELON TO BOOT. WELL,
: KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SIR, MAYBE YOU'LL SAVE ONE OF US FROM HAVING BLUE GREEN
: SHITS FROM OUR D-BOL, OR UNSIGHTLY ACNE ON OUR SHOULDERS.
: HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND,
: S3
: A.S. Evangelist / Angry Tax Payer
Sounds like you were in the military--HALO--I am well acquainted with this. Anyway
your right to the point. WELL SAID, BRAVO. I agree
Thanx
Unique