Posted by Matty on January 17, 1997 at 21:54:12:
In Reply to: Re: Help needed with 1st cycle posted by Canuck on January 17, 1997 at 21:07:21:
: Paul,
: Are you fucking nuts?!!!!!
: Not only do I want to know how you can afford all of that crank( Canadian for Steriods), but just like the other reply said, you will be a walikng side effect. I have gotten my best gains of up to 25 on a cycle of Deca @ 200mg per week for 8 weeks. You will absolutey explode for awhile,but you may permanently shut off your nuts and the HCG may not even help
: Also, the chances of getting that many drugs all at once, and having them all be legit, is damn near impossible.
: Your first cycle is always your best one, so you only really need to stack one or two drugs to get fantastic results, and keep them. SLOW DOWN!!! You can take it easier and still make good gains. I've heard of Pro bodybuliders who take less drugs than you have there.
:
: Canuck
: : : Well Paul,
: : : Your Prostate should be about the size of Alaska
: : : and you probably shouldn't have any hair left
: : : on your head(It will be on your back) - other than
: : : that no side effects.
: : : Oh yeah don't forget the bitch tits from the vet
: : : drugs and the neanderthal cranium
: : : -A concerned friend
: : What are bitch tits? They sure sound like nice things! Should I take them too?
: : Also, what is neanderthal cranium?
: : Answersd to my other questions would be appreciated
Geezuz!I thought the posting was a joke... (no offence) it's just that are alot of jokes flyin' around L8tly... (Cutting off tits etc...)
Matty