Posted by E.A on January 11, 1997 at 19:08:14:
In Reply to: Any good juice humor stories? posted by Dr. Vet on January 10, 1997 at 12:45:09:
: I was just looking for a few laughs. We spend so much time working to help each other that
: thought a few good laughs would be nice. :,)
: How about someone following up on something like "I've fallen and can't reach my juice" or
: "A funny thing happened on the way to the pharmacy".
: All others are welcome. Take care guys.
Here's a good one...
I was down in Tijuana recently looking to buy some sustenon. I was going from taxi to taxi looking for a good deal AND for a taxi driver who knew the best pharamcia to get legit sustenon. I went to about 5 different taxi drivers, telling all of them that I am looking for el steroidos. All of a sudden somebody taps me on the shoulder, so I turn around to see who it is. Standing there is a guy in a uniform, with an ID tag on his shirt, and he is looking at me very menacingly. He then asks me, "what ees eet you a lookeen for meester?" in a kind of pissed off tone. I almost shit my pants right there and then, cuz I had heard all the horror stories about the corrupt "federalies" and how they'll throw you in a mexican jail for nothing. So I kind of stumble over my words and tell him that I am looking for some Asthma medication because have quite bad asthma. He stays silent for a few seconds, just standing there looking me over, and says, "I heard you asking about controlled substances." I started getting REALLY nervous at this point and reached into my pocket to pull out my Ventolin inhaler that I carry with me for my asthma. As I am fumbling around with it, he tells me to follow him. We proceed to walk over to his........TAXI CAB!! Fuck!! He was a taxi driver! I thought my life was over and this guy says, "10 bucks....I take you around town." I had been so scared that I just walked away from this guy and never looked back. Who knows, maybe he was a federalie looking for a legitimate bust.
To top it all off (as I posted a while ago), I ended up buying fake sustenon and got a big abscess on my ass.
-E.A