Posted by Matty on January 10, 1997 at 16:56:08:
In Reply to: Heres a true one posted by Lil Rob on January 10, 1997 at 13:28:21:
: : I was just looking for a few laughs. We spend so much time working to help each other that
: : thought a few good laughs would be nice. :,)
: : How about someone following up on something like "I've fallen and can't reach my juice" or
: : "A funny thing happened on the way to the pharmacy".
: : All others are welcome. Take care guys.
: My wife went to the gyno for a gyno problem that decreased her libido.
: He prescribes halotestin for her . And her libido goes through the roof .
: Well we get into a fight in her car( parked , her driving ) , over me not using a Christmas present
: her sister gave me and POW she punches me right in the Jaw . I freak and put my
: fists through her dashboard ( Communicable Roid Rage ? ) . She swings her legs
: around and starts kicking the shit out of me with her feet . Man she fucked me up.
: Bruised and Bloody I jump out of ther car and start walking down the road. And the
: bitch runs me over . And I roll over the top of her car . Now she starts to cry , because
: Im pretty fucked up , "what did I do , Bo, ho ho " . You know the drill , and we go home.
: She cleans me up and FUCKS the shit out of me . I dont know what hurt more her beating the
: shit out of me or fucking the shit out of me .
: Lil Rob
That's funny, it a strange sort a way...