Posted by biggun4 on November 16, 1998 at 17:50:12:
In Reply to: The report, again. posted by Juice Monkey on March 22, 1997 at 18:27:45:
: Since I'm still getting tons of email about it, I'll post this again. The response has
: been way overwhelming lately.
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: Dear friends & fellow athletes,
: When it comes to finding Anabolic Steroids, we have found that there are three types of athletes. There are those who have
: never found anything, those who have been burned, and those who will be burned. Well we at Elite Fitness are determined to
: change all this.
: Rarely is a report written, so important to bodybuilding, that no athlete can afford to be without its significant information.
: Recently, however, just such a report was written. Two of the Elite Fitness Anabolic Discussion Board�s most active and
: respected participants: Dave Bay and P.J. Peache, who post under the alias� of Big Canuk and Juice Monkey, have written a
: report called �The Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success.� And believe me when I tell you that if you have ever considered the
: purchase of Anabolic Steroids and if you really want results, then you owe it to yourself to invest in this report.
: This proven report reviews all of the secret sources that currently exist and it shows you exactly how to use the latest Internet
: technology to discover new sources. Perhaps most importantly, the report demonstrates how to carefully cover your tracks in
: order to keep yourself out of trouble, save yourself money, and easily complete the perfect body you have worked so hard for.
: The report reveals all of the following secrets:
: * Search Engine Secrets: Exciting ways to use the Internet web search engines to uncover new legitimate sources before
: anyone else does.
: * Legal Secrets: The exact US laws governing Anabolic Steroids. And how to find the laws of other countries as well.
: * Dealer Sources Secrets: Including where one is likely to easily find this type of source and why it should be avoided.
: * Doctor Sources Secrets: Including the legitimate medical conditions for which anabolic steroids are the prescribed treatment.
: You never know, you might already qualify for anabolic steroids and your insurance pays!
: * Vacations Secrets: In the section on Vacation secrets, information on exactly how to bring your purchase back is presented.
: Including helpful information on: Declaration Secrets, Flying Secrets, and Driving Secrets.
: * Secrets of Successful In Country Mail Order: This section covers exactly what you need to know about in-country middle
: men operations.
: * Secrets of Out of Country Mail Order: This is the largest and most in-depth section of the report. It covers the known world
: wide mail order sources and it explains how to safely participate in out of country mail order.
: * Secret Sources to Avoid: This section covers the Drug Enforcement Agency tagged sources and why they should be avoided
: at all costs.
: For example, many athletes used to use International Merchandise Procurement in Thailand to purchase the Anabol brand of
: Dianabol or methandrostenolone. The Secret�s report reveals an interesting letter from Dr. Santi Rosswong, Manager of
: International Merchandise Procurement (I.M.P.), to Elite Fitness that addresses the issue of Anabolic Steroid purchases from
: the US to Thailand. Even today, people are still trying to sell information about IMP as a legitimate source.
: * Secrets for Successfully Placing the Order: This section covers placing an order and how one can avoid getting tagged by the
: DEA, FBI, and customs.
: * Secrets for Foreign Packaging Success: This section covers how to effectively package a shipment that you might send to
: yourself or how to provide packaging instructions that should be sent to a mail order supplier. Proper packaging can
: dramatically increase the odds that your shipment will get to you.
: * Secrets for Successfully Receiving the Package: This special set of instructions will show you how to accept a package and
: how NOT to accept a package. Some ways gets you what you ordered, some ways invites an inspection from the DEA.
: * Secrets for Remaining Anonymous: In the age of the Internet, nothing is more important than your privacy. The Secrets report
: contains information on ways to send anonymous email directly from a web page. Ways to get anonymous email accounts. And
: how to use anonymous remailers that will scramble your messages and posts and send them through multiple servers so that it is
: impossible to find out who sent the message.
: * PGP Secrets: PGP is a special computer program that easily enables you to use an encryption algorithm to scramble your
: message so completely that it becomes impossible to read. Anyone who intercepts your email message only sees meaningless
: random letters and numbers; but the intended recipient is able to easily unscramble the message.
: * Secrets for Finding PGP: This section shows you how to get a free copy of this program.
: * Clipper Chip Secret: This section shows you how President Clinton and the federal government are working to keep PGP
: style encryption out of your hands. Read this section before it is too late!
: * Secrets for Avoiding Cookies: If you still don�t think you need this report, try this, do a search on your own hard drive for
: �cookies.� When you find the file, open it in your Word Processor or Web Browser. Ten to One, you will have these invasive
: �cookie� files that were slipped into your hard drive without your knowledge and that are sending information about you back
: to the originating server computers every time you go on line. But don�t worry, they can easily be removed and you can format
: your web browser so that you never have to accept any more of them and so that you do not have to answer no whenever a
: server tries to slip one on your hard drive without your permission. If you want to avoid cookies or if you have no idea what
: cookies are all about, then you owe it to yourself to invest in this report.
: For the next ten days only and just to those persons on the Elite Fitness mailing list, the report is available for the low
: discounted price of only $19.95. That�s a 50% savings off the report�s regular price of $39.95. Right now, you can complete
: the brief form at the bottom of this letter and the report will be sent to you right away via email. Shipping and handling for email
: delivery is Free, or we can mail you a copy of the report for a small fee sent right to your door in plain packaging. Your
: investment in this report will appear on you VISA, American Express, Mastercard, or Discover statement as a discrete charge
: from Elite Fitness.
: The report is written in language that is easy to understand, yet it does not insult your intelligence. The report is filled with both
: postal addresses, phone and fax numbers, and Web addresses that you can use to get additional help and information.
: And, if you place your order in the next ten days, you will receive a special FREE bonus report also written by PJ and Dave.
: The report is called the Gains Keeper Formula and covers the newest most effective techniques and regimens ever developed,
: guaranteed to enable you to keep the gains that you worked so hard to achieve on a steroid cycle. Typically, the athlete who
: uses the stronger anabolics will retain only 50% or less of the gains that he made on a cycle. The correct use of this formula
: insures that you will retain over 90% of your cycle�s gains permanently!
: Also, if you invest in The Secrets of Mail Order Steroid Success report within the next ten days, we will send you a Secret
: Code for the private Elite Fitness Sources Hotlink Page. This password protected page contains many obscure and little
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: So if you are tired of being ripped off in you quest for a perfect body or if you want to make sure that you never will be, then I
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: Yours in Sport,
: George Spellwin
: Research Director
:
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