Posted by Mr. Sequoia on March 28, 1997 at 13:47:51:
In Reply to: Re: I'm naturally massive, I want to get on the juice, I've gotten your newsletters and shit like that but I still can't locate juice! I have gotten some Brovel Testosterona 200 but no one knows if it is legit!!!! Please help, it's the 10 ml bottle! (no msg) Please help another bodybuilder out, I want to become the next Dorian and I think I might have the genetics to do just that, drug free I am at 285 at only 12 percent bodyfat, strong as a motherfucker tooo! Come on help me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posted by Aaron Hauke on March 27, 1997 at 20:27:31:
: Try doing it anally. benefits are: 1. faster absorbtion 2. more percentage absorbed 3. ==less used...saves money, ...and yes, i am serious.... try it , it works!!!
Hi! For five bucks, I will strap your supplement to my tool and fuck you up the ass. I guarantee delivery of supplements to the internal organ of your choice.
Size doesn't matter, I started lifting so that I could grow these 30" quads so my dick would look normal sized in between them and I could get laid and not scare off women when I took off my pants.
For another five bucks I will remain inside until the supplement is absorbed, then come all over your liver and leave a load of creatine inside your body. You won't get an upset stomach and you don't have to bother with mixing and stuff.